Return of the King

[SkinBasket]

I'm going to say a moderate amount. Its been so hot lately.

Is she older or younger than you?

[SkinBasket]

what if you shit in the shower?

You can usually manage to mash it down the drain with your foot. Or so I've been told.

[Little Whiskey]

You can usually manage to mash it down the drain with your foot. Or so I've been told.

Timeless advice

[SkinBasket]

Timeless advice

Not true. In the future we will evolve to have soft hooves.

[Zool]

Is she older or younger than you?

Younger

[Zool]

what if you shit in the shower?

Its not really so much what to do with the shit, its more should i re-shower?

[Freak Out]

Fuck no......she should give you head regardless. God says once she signs on to the deal she's ours to have when we want. It's a sin to deny us our lustful pleasures......wait....she is your wife right?

[MJZiggy]

Its not really so much what to do with the shit, its more should i re-shower?

At least rinse for courtesy's sake, dude. And since you're already rinsing, you may as well soap up. No one wants to be licking sweaty balls. The more pleasant the task, the more she'll want to do it.

[Freak Out]

At least rinse for courtesy's sake, dude. And since you're already rinsing, you may as well soap up. No one wants to be licking sweaty balls. The more pleasant the task, the more she'll want to do it.

Speak for yourself.

[MJZiggy]

Speak for yourself.

So noted.

[SkinBasket]

Younger

Did you take her virginity? Also, did she take yours?

[Zool]

Did you take her virginity? Also, did she take yours?

It was given not taken. You're the only rapist/surprise sex advocate here.

[SkinBasket]

It was given not taken. You're the only rapist/surprise sex advocate here.

Fine fine. So she was given your virginity?

[Deputy Nutz]

sweetie poo.

[SkinBasket]

I used one of those to fuck my mom once. It was a little awkward. Since it fit.

Ah ha ha ha! I get it! You're going to use your not-internet powers to edit posts now! You are a brave and clever man!