Return of the King

[Zool]

Fine fine. So she was given your virginity?

It was mutual. What a perfect 90 seconds that was. The back seat of my dads '84 Chevy Celebrity. Christopher Cross singing Sailing on the radio. The moon was full and passion was flowing like a river.

I showered that night too.

[SkinBasket]

It was mutual. What a perfect 90 seconds that was. The back seat of my dads '84 Chevy Celebrity. Christopher Cross singing Sailing on the radio. The moon was full and passion was flowing like a river.

I showered that night too.

So you are co-virginity acceptors, she is younger than you, and you will have sweaty balls?

I would recommend shaking up a bottle of 7up pre-cock ingestion and giving yourself a bit of a refresher spray. Not only will the bubbles cleanse you, but the lemon-lime scent will attract her deeper into your man parts, enforcing the deep, soulful connection you have before you drop your load on her. By load, I mean ejaculate. Do not poop on your lover. Unless she tries to run.

[Deputy Nutz]

If you are into poop especially from or on your lover there is a wonderful thread with pictures in the garbage can some where.

[SkinBasket]

If you are into poop especially from or on your lover there is a wonderful thread with pictures in the garbage can some where.

Hey, did you check with Partial if you're welcome in this thread? He may not want to be affiliated with you considering the irreparable harm you've done him.

[Zool]

Hey, did you check with Partial if you're welcome in this thread? He may not want to be affiliated with you considering the irreparable harm you've done him.

You think he would be offended if we made out for a bit?

[SkinBasket]

You think he would be offended if we made out for a bit?

I'm sure he'll never blog again.

[retailguy]

It is a new 10 pound turkey thread! Don't even need the old one as you took my advice and created another!

[Deputy Nutz]

Well he started off with a terrific recipe thread and it turned to shit.

[MadtownPacker]

Ah ha ha ha! I get it! You're going to use your not-internet powers to edit posts now! You are a brave and clever man!

No I use those powers to edit a post attacking someone's family member. Like when I deactivated partial for going after your family that time. Keep posters family out of your post or expect to be shown the door.

On a personal note, you're a sad little runt for pulling that shit. Be a man and keep you comments about me.

[SkinBasket]

No I use those powers to edit a post attacking someone's family member. Like when I deactivated partial for going after your family that time. Keep posters family out of your post or expect to be shown the door.

On a personal note, you're a sad little runt for pulling that shit. Be a man and keep you comments about me.

Well, I guess you're just as pathetic for making it about my mother. You going to threaten to show yourself the door? No? Didn't think so. And since you're not a man, well...

[SkinBasket]

You going to threaten to show yourself the door? No? Didn't think so.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!

What's double standard in mexican?

[MJZiggy]

Why do you have a torchiere lamp as your avatar?

[SkinBasket]

Why do you have a torchiere lamp as your avatar?

It's going to take some time to settle on a new one.

[Partial]

Insole in my shoes are slipping when fiercely planting. This has happened in basketball and tennis so far. They slide all up into my toes. I need to either glue this down or find a solution because it's driving me crazy.

The oddest thing is they are brand new shoes, the exact version and size that I previously wore and never had an issue. Loved the old pair just wore them out after 2 years.

This recipe is on deck for Sunday. I love grilling. First item on my wedding registry will be a Webber gas grill.

http://www.closetcooking.com/2009/09/chipotle-lime-shrimp.html

[SkinBasket]

I slept in a bed last night. Crazy.