Another boring money post

[GrnBay007]

Those bars look thick and manly

LOL!

[GrnBay007]

Dang, I thought we were actually going to get some tips on investing in this thread!

[superfan]

All the price comparisons in this thread are pointless. It's impossible to quantify the value of Awesomeness.

[wist43]

Smartest investment these days??? Red ink.

At least until the ink becomes more valuable than the currency itself - then I would invest in the stamps used to mark up the currency... oh, and wheelbarrows!!!

Almost to $15 trillion now... shouldn't be too much longer

[retailguy]

Dang, I thought we were actually going to get some tips on investing in this thread!

You did. On page 1. Invest your life savings into Apple. It's clear, except to those of us Apple haters.

[retailguy]

All the price comparisons in this thread are pointless. It's impossible to quantify the value of Awesomeness.

I never did like rose colored glasses.

[retailguy]

Smartest investment these days??? Red ink.

At least until the ink becomes more valuable than the currency itself - then I would invest in the stamps used to mark up the currency... oh, and wheelbarrows!!!

Almost to $15 trillion now... shouldn't be too much longer

I hear that there is a new "print money" app for the IPAD. The problem is that itunes cannot sync with it yet so it doesn't actually print, but it sure looks pretty on the screen! Once they sort the issues, you'll need a proprietary cable to print it, and proprietary paper to print it on.

Just be patient with them, they are all unavailable to work on it as they are canvassing the entire Bay area to find a missing super duper secret phone that one of the employees misplaced. It is VERY important that they find it, and kill the infidel that took it.

[Zool]

All the price comparisons in this thread are pointless. It's impossible to quantify the value of Awesomeness.

Umm Super....according to Kung Fu Panda there is no charge for awesomeness....or attractiveness.

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You did. On page 1. Invest your life savings into Apple. It's clear, except to those of us Apple haters.

Never said life savings. It's a great investment right now. Few would argue that. Except for evidently you and Ziggy, both of whom are admitted non-investors.

[Scott Campbell]

Dang, I thought we were actually going to get some tips on investing in this thread!

We did. I'm shorting APPL.

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We did. I'm shorting APPL.

I'm long for AAPL. It's the off-season right now (which is weird because it's back to school). The 30M iPhones they're set to sell before Christmas of the iPhone 5 is going to be sweet!

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Stephen Baker, vice president of industry analysis with NPD Group, spoke with AppleInsider this week about the back-to-school PC buying season. He said Apple's year-over-year growth seen this summer was aided by weak comparisons from sales in 2010.

"Apple grew much faster than the Windows notebook market did," he said.

Damn those analysts. Who needs 'em when we have Ziggy, a person without any money or knowledge of investing giving us advice!

http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/11/09/15/back_to_school_mac_sales_outpace_pcs_even_without_white_macbook_free_ipod_touch.html

Apple has something that you can't put a price on. They have the cool factor. Everything they do is cool, from the bleeding edge designs (who wants to be a have a boring beige box as a reflection of themselves), to incredible marketing (while every other company is talking about flash, and how much it's better than the iPhone, Apple talks about features because the leader is looking forward, not playing catch-up), to simply incredible stores (is there ever an Apple store that isn't just beautiful and cool? How much better would life be if every retail store was as pleasant of an experience?? My life would be immeasurably better).

Android will never be cool, there is nothing sexy/risky/dangerous/unique about the design, and nothing fast/fluid/interesting about the software. It's not fashionable, it's quite the opposite, as most people think it's the smartphone for nerds. Meanwhile, Apple has created the smartphone for human beings. It's fashionable, extremely user friendly, they've created an incredible infrastructure to support it, etc.


Oooo, just stumbled across this. Time to buy another 20k of stock. China = Apple's next cash cow

http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/11/09/15/china_mobile_receives_positive_answer_from_apple_on_4g_lte_iphone.html

[Little Whiskey]

[mraynrand]

Oooo, just stumbled across this. Time to buy another 20k of stock. China = Apple's next cash cow

http://www.appleinsider.com/articles...te_iphone.html

We will trade 40 chickens for 1 iPhone. Can you configure it for 678 different accounts?

[Scott Campbell]

Apple has something that you can't put a price on. They have the cool factor.

So did leisure suits.