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Originally posted by hoosier
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Swede, you are a beautiful man.
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It seems to be limited to about the size of a testicle, being isolated above the actual ball. Unfortunately, that's putting a lot of pressure on both the ball and the upper bits and creating a good deal of pain. I suppose I'll have to visit the little jew again and have him press here and grab there and declare that I'm just in for a few weeks of mansack pain.
Swede, you are a beautiful man."You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial -
Only at PackerRats a thread about balls goes 8 pages!
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a thread like this?Originally posted by GrnBay007 View PostI can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard CohenComment
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Were the fuck is Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber when you need a mansack drained?Originally posted by SkinBasket View PostC.H.U.D.Comment
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I can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard CohenComment
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Originally posted by GrnBay007 View Post
At least it's 8 pages and not 8 balls. 3 balls sounds bad enough.Comment
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Suprise suprise you managed to fuck up this surgery.Originally posted by SkinBasket View PostComment
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I did exactly as I was directed. The doctor who felt me up today told me he's never had one happen to him. What a dick. Then he tried to google the drug he was giving me and failed.Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
But the nurse, who was fairly attractive as far as nurses go, did put her crotch on my hand while taking my blood pressure. Now if I were Partial, I would have grabbed her honeypot right there in front of the kids, but I decided to show some restraint. Overall, it was a wash."You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - PartialComment
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How many times have you heard the doctor say, "I have never had this happen before?"Comment
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To be fair, the first one said I was the most extreme case he had seen, not the only.Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
I'll have a deformed scrotum for at least 2 months now. Maybe 4 if I'm lucky."You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - PartialComment
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Maybe you can make it last until State Fair time next year and finally bring in an income for that family of your's. The youngsters around here could finally look you in the eye.Originally posted by SkinBasket View PostAfter lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.Comment
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Nobody commented about the itching after the shaving.Comment
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Good news! The hematoma has enveloped my left testicle, so it's no longer trying to push it out of my scrotum, but the entire left side of my sack is a solid mass shaped like my nut cup now and the extra pressure on those nerves is not relenting. And then my wife starts bitching at me about cleaning the house up before her fucking sister gets here. Like I give a fuck what her sister thinks, especially enough to murder my balls over it every time I have to bend over or go up the stairs."You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - PartialComment
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Skin, if we'd have thought this through we would have made another photodocumentary similar to the bathroom renovation thread. It's killing me not to be able to load an image and then look away in horror and disgust. Or you could load an image of your sister-in-law looking away in horror and disgust.[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.Comment
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