Cheezey Seduction Techniques

[Harlan Huckleby]

This holiday season I got to thinking about lines and tricks to soften the resistance of the fairer sex. I think older women are problematic, they tend to come with expectations of a full time job, or robust investment portfolio. No, for purposes of this sociological study, lets focus on the barely legal set.

The only trick I remember from high school was to claim "blue balls" - the great allure of the young lady is achingly claimed to cause terrible pain. Puppy dog eyes plead for some sort of relief. I doubt it worked very often.

Do you have some shady pickup lines? Please share.

[mraynrand]

The brother of my college friend used to use the line: "Throw it in ya?" He was 6' 4", dark, handsome, athletic, and had a degree from Notre Dame. Worked every time. It's not so much the line or the technique - it's the man, baby.

old baldies like us have to pray for power outages.

[Harlan Huckleby]

old baldies like us have to pray for power outages.

Michael Jordan recently remarried

[mraynrand]

Michael Jordan recently remarried

His pickup line: "I'm worth 500 million, am the greatest basketball player ever, and my T-shirts don't bacon on me" beats my: "hey, howareya?"

[Harlan Huckleby]

His pickup line: "I'm worth 500 million, am the greatest basketball player ever, and my T-shirts don't bacon on me" beats my: "hey, howareya?"

nope. He got her pregnant with the old blue balls trick.

[HowardRoark]

nope. He got her pregnant with the old blue balls trick.

Should have got em snipped.

[mraynrand]

nope. He got her pregnant with the old blue balls trick.

source?

[Scott Campbell]

I'm going to send penis pictures via cellphone. I head that works.

[Tarlam!]

His pickup line: "I'm worth 500 million, am the greatest basketball player ever, and my T-shirts don't bacon on me" beats my: "hey, howareya?"

His pickup line was "I can pay for your nosejob"

[woodbuck27]

The brother of my college friend used to use the line: "Throw it in ya?" He was 6' 4", dark, handsome, athletic, and had a degree from Notre Dame. Worked every time. It's not so much the line or the technique - it's the man, baby.

old baldies like us have to pray for power outages.

Yaa LOL; but what would be the excuse or way out if like me, you have a full head of hair? Ohh I forgot. I don't have a problem with that issue.

Signed.....Still Charming at 65. (-;

[red]

Michael Jordan recently remarried

yeah, its about time that MJ got a woman thats hot enough for his wealth, talent and fame.

i always kind of wondered how his old wife managed to snag him

[MJZiggy]

Michael Jordan recently remarried

Is he sitting, like, two feet closer to the camera than she is?

[GrnBay007]

This holiday season I got to thinking about lines and tricks to soften the resistance of the fairer sex. I think older women are problematic,

Doesn't alcohol work for any age?

[Tarlam!]

Doesn't alcohol work for any age?

I have been led to believe Australian accents are pretty effective in the USA

[GrnBay007]

I have been led to believe Australian accents are pretty effective in the USA

Sexxxxi!