Cheezey Seduction Techniques

[Harlan Huckleby]

Doesn't alcohol work for any age?

no, it helps my courage but I tend to get sleepy.

[GrnBay007]

There ya go Harlan...........Australian accent! Try it!!!!

[Harlan Huckleby]

ok, mate

[Scott Campbell]

I have been led to believe Australian accents are pretty effective in the USA

I've been told that Aussie women LOVE American men.

[Scott Campbell]

This holiday season I got to thinking about lines and tricks to soften the resistance of the fairer sex. I think older women are problematic, they tend to come with expectations of a full time job, or robust investment portfolio. No, for purposes of this sociological study, lets focus on the barely legal set.

You always told me this was your favorite technique.

[Tarlam!]

I've been told that Aussie women LOVE American men.

They do, especially African American men. I have always wondered about that. Must be their deeply tanned skin.

[MJZiggy]

They do, especially African American men. I have always wondered about that. Must be their deeply tanned skin.

Wouldn't it be closer just to find them in Africa?

[Tarlam!]

Slightly. It's a 12 hour flight to Jo-Berg and 13-14 hours to LA. But Africans and A-As are not the same. You are aware of that, right?

BTW, Aussie girls just wait for the Navy Carriers to enter the harbour. 5000 party happy sailors hit the shore bars. The ladies just pick and choose.

[MJZiggy]

Hell, you could do that in Milwaukee too. The sailors would come up from Great Lakes Naval Academy to party (why did they come all the way up to Milwaukee when Chicago was closer?).

[woodbuck27]

Hell, you could do that in Milwaukee too. The sailors would come up from Great Lakes Naval Academy to party (why did they come all the way up to Milwaukee when Chicago was closer?).

I"m guessing that smaller city Milwaukee was 'a happier hunting ground' than BIG CITY Chicago.

[sheepshead]

Hell, you could do that in Milwaukee too. The sailors would come up from Great Lakes Naval Academy to party (why did they come all the way up to Milwaukee when Chicago was closer?).

Drinking age was 18?

[MJZiggy]

Drinking age was 18?

Right. Forgot about that part.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Hell, you could do that in Milwaukee too. The sailors would come up from

You seem to have a keen awareness of the fleet schedule. When are the boys next in port out your way?

[3irty1]

Blue dog I don't have any gold lines for you but I can offer my own personal recipe. The problem isn't with the lines themselves but the fact that you have to walk up to the lady and say them. Just walking up will put her in rejection-mode. A psychological defense mechanism constructed after years of morons hitting on her. Next time stand a safe distance away, make eye contact, and make a don't-I-know-you-from-somewhere-face. Only old friends make this face so this will put her in old-friend mode. Walk up now and she'll smile the whole time. Its like night and day.

Now to expedite seduction the best thing you can do for your cause is to move her around frequently. Get her to switch bars, eat food, smoke, get your friend to tell her that her car is being towed... doesn't matter. This makes it seem as if a lot more time has passed than really has. In fact she might have several evenings worth of memories in a single night which makes you no longer a stranger. Which means she's way more likely to let you give her hep C.

[MJZiggy]

You seem to have a keen awareness of the fleet schedule. When are the boys next in port out your way?

I haven't lived in Milwaukee since the 90s. You would have a better feel for that these days than I do.