Cheezey Seduction Techniques

[Harlan Huckleby]

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Now to expedite seduction the best thing you can do for your cause is to move her around frequently. Get her to switch bars, eat food, smoke, get your friend to tell her that her car is being towed... doesn't matter.

Say now, that's some fancy psych-ops there.

You just reminded me of an incredible true story. I know the two guys who run this website:

http://www.howtosucceedwithwomen.com/

They are pretty much scam artists. They give advice are fooling chicks on this website, and they have an alternate career doing sensitivity training/self awareness seminars. They use different names for each purpose.

The situation is too bizarre to describe. The guys are a real mutt 'n' jeff pair, not particularly successful with women in their own lives.

Anyway, I remember looking at a book they wrote, and one piece of advice is to always move quickly through rooms, like you are an important person with things to do.

And then there's this practical advice: if you get stood-up on a date, call the next day and apologize for not being there.

[Tarlam!]

It's a lot of effort, 31. Especially if she's with a group. Could only work in a city and at a time when the bars aren't packed.

I think the best hunting ground is the Supermarket. There's something about food talk that is erotic to women. If you can cook at least in theory, you're good to go.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I haven't lived in Milwaukee since the 90s. You would have a better feel for that these days than I do.

"out your way" does not mean milwaukee

I'm not so up on milwaukee sailor scene

[3irty1]

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Anyway, I remember looking at a book they wrote, and one piece of advice is to always move quickly through rooms, like you are an important person with things to do.

And then there's this practical advice: if you get stood-up on a date, call the next day and apologize for not being there.

I have a friend who takes that idea to the extreme. When he walks into a place for the first time, he subtly touches ever person as he walks past them. The effect is that everyone in the room will turn their head to see who touched them. Some of them will even talk to each other and point at him. Its kind of funny to watch but I really doubt its so great.

[3irty1]

It's a lot of effort, 31. Especially if she's with a group. Could only work in a city and at a time when the bars aren't packed.

I think the best hunting ground is the Supermarket. There's something about food talk that is erotic to women. If you can cook at least in theory, you're good to go.

With a group is no big deal. Do everything the same and then when you walk up say "How have you been!" All the overprotective friends and blockers will think you're an old friend too and let you infiltrate their babe vault. Loud atmosphere is preferred for me as its a good excuse to get close and speak in each other's ears.

The supermarket is great for a guy like you or me but it works much better at night. Single ladies shop at night for some reason and are never in a hurry.

[MJZiggy]

With a group is no big deal. Do everything the same and then when you walk up say "How have you been!" All the overprotective friends and blockers will think you're an old friend too and let you infiltrate their babe vault. Loud atmosphere is preferred for me as its a good excuse to get close and speak in each other's ears.

The supermarket is great for a guy like you or me but it works much better at night. Single ladies shop at night for some reason and are never in a hurry.

Speak for yourself. I want in and out of there as fast as I can possibly gather everything. Self checkout ain't helping your cause either.

[Tarlam!]

Speak for yourself. I want in and out of there as fast as I can possibly gather everything. Self checkout ain't helping your cause either.

And you wonder why you spend time as a single?

[MJZiggy]

And you wonder why you spend time as a single?

I'm usually hungry by then. And I usually have a kid helping do the shopping. If it makes you feel better, I do have a hot date tomorrow. I didn't meet him at the grocery store though.

[3irty1]

The real strength of the grocery store is that people are casual. Everyone looks and thus feels at 75%. Your 8's and 9's are more like 6's and 7's. Dress up a little before you're shopping and you can pretty easily out-punt your coverage. By far the easiest place to meet people is an impractical place like Whole Foods. Nobody shops there unless they're only buying food for themselves and its 90% women. The aisles are super tight which makes it easy to force an interaction. On the occasion that I've got to pick up something from Whole Foods, I'll grab some flowers from the florist section up front. Carrying flowers in the grocery store does a lot:

a) is something that every girl notices
b) automatically makes you a sweetheart
c) since the flowers are assumed to be for a woman, ladies will be less threatened when you talk to them.
d) are a great litmus test for a woman's interest. Anyone remotely interested in you is going to ask who the flowers are for as they are fishing to know if you're single.

Say they are for your grandma or niece or something and all of a sudden you're the nicest guy who ever lived. Then you move in together, she starts asking for things like $600 shoes, and eventually shits inside your heart. Serves you right though for starting your relationship with all the above deception.

[GrnBay007]

I'll grab some flowers from the florist section up front. Carrying flowers in the grocery store does a lot:

a) is something that every girl notices
b) automatically makes you a sweetheart
c) since the flowers are assumed to be for a woman, ladies will be less threatened when you talk to them.
d) are a great litmus test for a woman's interest. Anyone remotely interested in you is going to ask who the flowers are for as they are fishing to know if you're single.

Funny that you mentioned the flowers. My brother told me a story about stopping at the grocery store to pick up some flowers and having 2-3 women flirt with hm. ....so maybe there is something to that!

[GrnBay007]

Then you move in together, she starts asking for things like $600 shoes, and eventually shits inside your heart.

wounds are still a lil fresh?

[Scott Campbell]

Yaa LOL; but what would be the excuse or way out if like me, you have a full head of hair? Ohh I forgot. I don't have a problem with that issue.

Signed.....Still Charming at 65. (-;

Woody is pretty smooth with that never fail pickup line............... "....would you like to borrow some of my Poligrip?".

[mraynrand]

The real strength of the grocery store is that people are casual. Everyone looks and thus feels at 75%. Your 8's and 9's are more like 6's and 7's. Dress up a little before you're shopping and you can pretty easily out-punt your coverage. By far the easiest place to meet people is an impractical place like Whole Foods. Nobody shops there unless they're only buying food for themselves and its 90% women. The aisles are super tight which makes it easy to force an interaction. On the occasion that I've got to pick up something from Whole Foods, I'll grab some flowers from the florist section up front. Carrying flowers in the grocery store does a lot:

a) is something that every girl notices
b) automatically makes you a sweetheart
c) since the flowers are assumed to be for a woman, ladies will be less threatened when you talk to them.
d) are a great litmus test for a woman's interest. Anyone remotely interested in you is going to ask who the flowers are for as they are fishing to know if you're single.

Say they are for your grandma or niece or something and all of a sudden you're the nicest guy who ever lived. Then you move in together, she starts asking for things like $600 shoes, and eventually shits inside your heart. Serves you right though for starting your relationship with all the above deception.

This is one of the funniest posts in Packerrats history.

[Tarlam!]

This is one of the funniest posts in Packerrats history.

Except he's dead right with his observations, hahahaha

[Tarlam!]

What also works great is waiting at a traffic light/being in a traffic jam on a two laned road: motioning to the female driver in sign language that you want to have a cup of coffee with her. First, she's not expecting to be hit on in that situation - I always get a huge laugh at least. Then the following happens:

She shows me her ring finger to tell me she's married,
She shakes her head, but mouths "thanks anyway"
She raises her wrist and points to her watch and mouths "no time" - which is when I mimic a phonecall, and mimic writing down a phone number. The response is either a headshake no, or, she winds down her window and we start to dialogue.
If she just looks sheepishly, I wind down my window and ask her to do the same.