Cheezey Seduction Techniques

[SkinBasket]

What also works great is waiting at a traffic light/being in a traffic jam on a two laned road: motioning to the female driver in sign language that you want to have a cup of coffee with her. First, she's not expecting to be hit on in that situation - I always get a huge laugh at least. Then the following happens:

She shows me her ring finger to tell me she's married,
She shakes her head, but mouths "thanks anyway"
She raises her wrist and points to her watch and mouths "no time" - which is when I mimic a phonecall, and mimic writing down a phone number. The response is either a headshake no, or, she winds down her window and we start to dialogue.
If she just looks sheepishly, I wind down my window and ask her to do the same.

Jesus, you can be creepy when you want to be, can't you?

[Harlan Huckleby]

when skinbasket finds you creepy, it's time for some serious reflection

[Tarlam!]

when skinbasket finds you creepy, it's time for some serious reflection

Ya, I've been looking in the mirror since he wrote that. I'm worried.

[Deputy Nutz]

Best why to meet chicks, take Skinbasket with you. Women are always coming up to me and asking me what is wrong with my friend.

[MadtownPacker]

Best why to meet chicks, take Skinbasket with you. Women are always coming up to me and asking me what is wrong with my friend.

Daaaaammnnnn that's fucked up!!!

[3irty1]

IMO the hard part isn't meeting them or even getting them to view you in a favorable light, its everything that comes afterwards. Harlan wants to seduce women not make facebook friends. Its important to know how to quickly meet a lot of women and build some attraction as to some degree its a numbers game but the real goal should be to better your batting average not just get more at bats.

Lets move this thread to the GC so we can share some success stories.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Lets move this thread to the GC so we can share some success stories.

rich.

[Joemailman]

Best why to meet chicks, take Skinbasket with you. Women are always coming up to me and asking me what is wrong with my friend.

What do you tell them?

[Little Whiskey]

have a bar full of buddies back you up in a rousing rendition of "You've lost that loving feeling"

[MadtownPacker]

Harlan wants to seduce women not make facebook friends.

Shut the fuck up. HH was asking how to pick up bitches??

[MadtownPacker]

This holiday season I got to thinking about lines and tricks to soften the resistance of the fairer sex. I think older women are problematic, they tend to come with expectations of a full time job, or robust investment portfolio. No, for purposes of this sociological study, lets focus on the barely legal set.

The only trick I remember from high school was to claim "blue balls" - the great allure of the young lady is achingly claimed to cause terrible pain. Puppy dog eyes plead for some sort of relief. I doubt it worked very often.

Do you have some shady pickup lines? Please share.

Just as I thought. I jumped into the thread on page 2 without reading all of page 1 but I knew HH wasnt asking about females.

You dumb asses dont get it. This dirty, old bullqueer HH gets his jollies by reading your accounts of courtships. Its really sick and not in a good way. Cant believe I was gonna hang out with that freak.

[3irty1]

Doesn't bother me. Harlan, I'll PM you my finest verbal chloroform.

[MadtownPacker]

Doesn't bother me. Harlan, I'll PM you my finest verbal chloroform.

I'm guessing he would prefer a crotchshot from your phone.

[Iron Mike]

[Tarlam!]

Here's some help from the web, HH

http://www.google.de/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=best+pickup+lines