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  • the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.

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    • Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
      the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.

      Holy shit! I would have put a stop to that in a heartbeat.

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      • Originally posted by Scott Campbell
        Originally posted by Iron Mike
        Originally posted by MJZiggy
        If all we had to do was get a little felt up...
        I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime.

        I got ten bucks that says Harlan is wondering if he's too old to enlist.
        BOMNF!!!!

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        • Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
          the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.
          So you were the party favor? Interesting, you most have one pecular anus.

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          • Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
            To much of a good thing is an awesome thing

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            • There is something wrong with that granola. The SkinBasket wonders if nuts can carry salmonella.
              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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              • Originally posted by Iron Mike
                Originally posted by MJZiggy
                If all we had to do was get a little felt up...
                I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime.
                How many DIGITS did they stick in--and how far?
                What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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                • Originally posted by texaspackerbacker
                  Originally posted by Iron Mike
                  Originally posted by MJZiggy
                  If all we had to do was get a little felt up...
                  I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime.
                  How many DIGITS did they stick in--and how far?
                  Why would you even care to ask.

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                  • The point at which pain becomes agony is the point at which the world becomes the space immediately around us instead of the space we move around in.
                    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                    • Originally posted by texaspackerbacker
                      Originally posted by Iron Mike
                      Originally posted by MJZiggy
                      If all we had to do was get a little felt up...
                      I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime.
                      How many DIGITS did they stick in--and how far?
                      You know......that was 1986 and I've kinda blocked that from my memory.

                      All I remember is the Doc saying "O.K., done." I turned around and that MFer was smiling.

                      I didn't even attempt to wipe the lube off my ass......I pulled up my pants and got the hell out of there.
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                      • The core of the SkinBasket has not changed in over two years. We remain intact and regretful. We find ourselves caught between resignation and desperation.

                        The SkinBasket is still not into micromanaging.


                        That's a lie.
                        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                        • The SkinBasket dreams of intricately beautiful old world subterranean realms waiting just beyond the fear of the cobweb covered, impossibly small door in the corner of the unlit dug out dirt walled room in the basement.

                          One day the SkinBasket will find a way to return to his world.
                          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                          • Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                            the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.
                            Baah

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                            • Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                              the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.
                              Did you fart?
                              I can't run no more
                              With that lawless crowd
                              While the killers in high places
                              Say their prayers out loud
                              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                              A thundercloud
                              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                              • The SkinBasket is laughing out loud tonight. Some things in life are too easy.
                                "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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