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  • Skinbasket rhymes with Oak Wood Casket.
    I can't run no more
    With that lawless crowd
    While the killers in high places
    Say their prayers out loud
    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
    A thundercloud
    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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    • Originally posted by SkinBasket
      The SkinBasket's gag reflex will cut your pencil dick in half. Try us.

      The SkinBasket once assaulted a nurse, against his own will, who attempted a swab of his throatal area. The experience allowed us a taste of the violence of unrestrained autonomy. We will do the same to you, unworthy subject of cockledom.
      I do so love our pillow talk baby.
      Originally posted by 3irty1
      This is museum quality stupidity.

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      • The Skinbasket has been asleep for a very long time. Part of us suspects this is by design. Another part suspects it was because we were tired. And a little too educated.
        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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        • Yeah, great. Your fucking tank top has a fucking built in bra. Just don't fucking expect the fucking thing to get folded like it's motherfuxcking origami. Jesus fucking christ. I appreciate the sexual efforts, but if this is the fucking price, then fuck me. Keep your deep throat and give me some normal fucking tee shirts to fold.
          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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          • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
            Yeah, great. Your fucking tank top has a fucking built in bra. Just don't fucking expect the fucking thing to get folded like it's motherfuxcking origami. Jesus fucking christ. I appreciate the sexual efforts, but if this is the fucking price, then fuck me. Keep your deep throat and give me some normal fucking tee shirts to fold.
            Why not just hang the damned things on a hanger and be done with it?
            "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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            • Based on the last sentence sounds like it is worth folding the shirts IMO.

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              • Stop the fucking complaining you pussy. The wife brings home the dough, fucks and sucks you and you bitch about folding some laundry. Tough life.
                C.H.U.D.

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                • Yeah, I admit, I was in some kind of bad mood last night. I tend to get pissy about things that I actually put some effort into that turn out looking like shit, like fucking triple topped shirts you can't tell if they're inside out or not that don't make any fucking sense to me sober, much less drunk. After I fell asleep for like 10 minutes, I was fine. Now I need some protein.
                  "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                  • Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                    Based on the last sentence sounds like it is worth folding the shirts IMO.
                    You would think so, but sometimes my self-deprecating sense of drunken pride makes me think strange things that aren't always true, no matter how real they seem at the time.
                    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                    • Well that sucks. So how about Nutz? He seems like the type to appreciate a well folded shirt.

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                      • Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
                        Stop the fucking complaining you pussy. The wife brings home the dough, fucks and sucks you and you bitch about folding some laundry. Tough life.
                        SLAM !

                        and ............ the WINNER IS !
                        ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
                        ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
                        ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
                        ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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                        • Originally posted by woodbuck27 View Post
                          SLAM !

                          and ............ the WINNER IS !
                          Not you. I would congratulate you, but you didn't win.
                          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                          • Sounds about right.

                            Originally posted by 3irty1
                            This is museum quality stupidity.

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                            • What's life like down on the farm Skin?
                              C.H.U.D.

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                              • Originally posted by Zool View Post
                                Skin is a beautiful human being. His years of research and training have rendered his gag reflex null and void. I love him very much.
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