The SkinBasket

[MJZiggy]

Hey Zig, any word from the FBI yet?

[superfan]

Need some advice from the SkinBasket.

Had to move the computer desk. Figured I could be a man and move the desk myself. Also figured that it would be far too much work to remove the monitor, computer, printer, reams of paper and other miscellaneous crap before moving the desk.

In the process of throwing my not considerable weight at the desk, I felt a bit of a twinge behind one knee and in the groin area (bad twinge, not good twinge).

Should I seek Western medical attention? Sleep it off? Try an herbal remedy, possibly alcoholic?

What would the SkinBasket do?

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket feels the superfan's pain. Physical exertion is the leading cause of not feeling good in the United Staes and the second leading cause worldwide, second only to starvation.

Just yesterday the SkinBasket smashed his unshoed toes on a tailgate, kicked little SkinBasket's toy with the same toes, applied two freeze treatments to a common wart on one of the very same toes, and was generally fatigued after installing a crib tent to ensure little SkinBasket would not continue to leap from his place of residence.

The remedy was alcohol. The sake was room temperature. The result was not ideal.

The SkinBasket refuses medical treatment unless the entire limb is rendered immobile or an unpleasant smell emintaes from an open wound. The SkinBasket recommends a complete discontinuation of physical exertion to heal the knee and lots of selfish sex to heal the groin.

The SkinBasket also recommneds hiring a bum (also known as "the homeless," "vagrants," or "hobos,") the next time physical exertion is required. Offer ten dollars and a sandwich. If the bum becomes injured and complains, place a kitchen utensil in his hand and immediately call the police to report an intruder.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Physical exertion is the leading cause of not feeling good in the United Staes and the second leading cause worldwide, second only to starvation.

Classic!

[Iron Mike]

There are certain universal truths. The taste of Hasselhoff's nuts is one of them.

http://www.waxhoff.com/

[superfan]

Thank you, SkinBasket. Alcohol induced sleep ultimately did the trick for me.

Regarding giving a bum $10 and a sandwich, I've found the following to be cheaper and equally effective.

http://www.bumwine.com/nighttrain.html

"little SkinBasket" -- It can breed. God save us all.

[Bretsky]

Dear Basket,

I can't find my dam checkbook. What does the Skin suggest ?

Should I

A. Blame the wife since when money is missing she always seems to be the one to have found a way to get rid of it

B. Clean the house in hopes of eventually find the wallet

C. Say screw it and have another beer

[MadtownPacker]

bretsky - Just throw on a #30 jersey and Im sure it will reappear!

[HarveyWallbangers]

bretsky - Just throw on a #30 jersey and Im sure it will reappear!

Nice! Tell her your taking Ahman Green Marriage Counciling classes.

[Bretsky]

Dear Basket,

I can't find my dam checkbook. What does the Skin suggest ?

Should I

A. Blame the wife since when money is missing she always seems to be the one to have found a way to get rid of it

B. Clean the house in hopes of eventually find the wallet

C. Say screw it and have another beer

NOTE TO SELF

I had two beers
then thought of looking through mess in van.
Found checkbook

LESSON

BEER MAKES ME SMARTER

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket lost a little of ourselves yesterday. We mourn the loss while at the same time determining our new path from the one forgotten.

My name is SkinBasket de SkinBasket. I will return.

We have to keep an eye on Alberto. Alberto is much worse.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket is still looking for a ghost to fight. We thought that perhaps one would read our previous post about fighting ghosts and come and try to psyche us out. Pull our blankets off or tug on our toes. But nothing. The SkinBasket's father once had a spirit that would watch him whilst he slept, but he was also on pain medication at the time, and the apparition seems to have left with the drugs. It has been some 12 years since the SkinBasket experienced a "strange" event himself, and he is looking for some payback.

Does anyone out there have a ghost for the SkinBasket to throw down with? No yetis or aliens please. Spirits only.

[MJZiggy]

I have a few demons, but sorry, no ghosts...

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket is a demon. A ghost-punching demon who will put his dong in a weegie board pointer to anger the spirit world.

[SkinBasket]

The basket is back in the red and it feels good. Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou bitches!