The SkinBasket

[SkinBasket]

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket DOES NOT double post! Ever!

But nevertheless, despite the vast array of different perspectives and priorities scattered throughout the whole human race, and even throughout an individual's life, we tend to get more than a little inflexible about our perspective. We believe we're right, and the perspectives of others are to be judged in accordance with how much they agree with ours.

[SkinBasket]

Two Georgia State University sociologists
have come out with a study finding that
people who aren't having sex, but want to,
are frustrated and unhappy.

[SkinBasket]

BOULDER, Colo. A man admitted Monday to
stealing artwork he considered anti-male and
pornographic from a public library and leaving
an American flag in its place.

The display featured 21 brightly colored ceramic
penises hanging from a clothesline. It was part of an exhibit sponsored by a
battered women's shelter in recognition of Domestic Violence Awareness
Month.

Robert Rowan, 49, who took the display Saturday, said he supports the
shelter's work but believes the library should have been more sensitive to
families and children who could see the display.

"The whole display is a male-bashing deal," Rowan said. "This just doesn't
belong here."

[the_idle_threat]

BOULDER, Colo. A man admitted Monday to
stealing artwork he considered anti-male and
pornographic from a public library and leaving
an American flag in its place.

The display featured 21 brightly colored ceramic
penises hanging from a clothesline. It was part of an exhibit sponsored by a
battered women's shelter in recognition of Domestic Violence Awareness
Month.

Robert Rowan, 49, who took the display Saturday, said he supports the
shelter's work but believes the library should have been more sensitive to
families and children who could see the display.

"The whole display is a male-bashing deal," Rowan said. "This just doesn't
belong here."

The question is ... what is he doing with them?

[Deputy Nutz]

What is better, loving tender soulful sex, or anger, raging, head stuck in the headboard sex?

[Iron Mike]

[Iron Mike]

[SkinBasket]

What is better, loving tender soulful sex, or anger, raging, head stuck in the headboard sex?

The SkinBasket recently pondered this very question and came to the following conclusion: The tender lovemaking is best for the teenage years, when people still believe in love and soulmates and looking into each other's eyes during the moment of penetration.

The Skinbasket recommends raging pornstar sex for those past their pubescent stages. As one of today's popular folk singer's states:

I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close
Soft breasts, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I wanna fucking tear you apart

Beyond the loving years come the needy years. When sexual energy is more difficult to muster and more complicated to express, leading to a massive build-up of lust which can only be adequately released through exciting head stuck in the headboard sex. This type of sex also confirms to both parties (assuming of course there is more than one party involved, which isn't always necessary) that they are not dead yet.

The SkinBasket has always preferred angry sex because he is a pervert.

[SkinBasket]

the skinbasket does not consider inconsequential consequences when formulating our short-term PoA.

[Deputy Nutz]

Well Skin the summer is months old and I have yet to hear from you or the family. Where the hell is my invitation? Where fuck is the welcome mat? I quit my third fucking job in the last year and this is what I get? Horse shit on top of donkey shit is what this is.

Fuck a Brewers game will more than make up for it, but I am going to Mexico next week for a nice rest. So piss off come next Wednesday.

Cheers brotha!

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket finds it difficult to maintain the status quo when the status quo is acceptable. It is only when the status quo falls into the unacceptable to utterly dire range that the SkinBasket is moved to make changes. The Skinbasket only hopes it is not too late but knows that one of these times, it will be.

The Skinbasket sings love songs to the wicked and recommends the guacamole in the plastic cup over that in the flowery glass bowl.

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket forgot what he was going to say, but it was profound. Something about changing the way every day plays out without the help of the people that make every day the same.

Blah! The SkinBasket pukes out his enormous regrets before washing them away with the Rubber Hose of Hope.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket seems addicted to the thrill of self-destruction, but is unwilling to accept the actual consequences of said destructive actions, namely the loss of things treasured by us. It sickens us to think that we are so weak, but it seems unavoidable.

The SkinBasket resolves to be stronger about how he goes about self destructing.

[Harlan Huckleby]

nah. never mind. I got nothin.

I want to reach into your dark world and embrace you.

There, I said it.