The SkinBasket

[Zool]

It puts the lotion on it's skin.

Or else it gets the hose again.




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[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket wonders if free will is a tool given so that we may make the right choices in our struggle for perfection or if it is a gift which allows us to accept ourselves for what we are, thereby becoming perfect no matter what may be.

Either way, the Skinbasket likes red wine.

[superfan]

Skinbasket and superfan share the same Fantasy Football league. SkinBasket voted for superfan's opponent to defeat superfan in the Week 1 matchup.

The lurker superfan has often enjoyed SkinBasket's poetic musings and insane ramblings.

This recent affront has wounded superfan deeply.

[SkinBasket]

One look at the SkinBasket's roster should convince anyone that the Skinbasket's opinions in the matter of fantasy football mean little.

[superfan]

superfan emerged victorious in week 1, and all is forgiven.

superfan may have found a new friend for life in the SkinBasket.

Or until they face each other -- whichever comes first.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket pieces together a WR core to face the Superfan in Week 2. With TJ Whsoyourmomma benched and Joey "OldAss" Galloway scoring exactly 0 points, we had to rely on Marcus Robinson and Mike Jenkins to provide the victory in week one. The SkinBasket is uncomfortable relying on such men again.

The SkinBasket laments the loss of his new lifelong friend, but is used to the loneliness by now.

[MadtownPacker]

The brown one relied on TJ Whereyouatta instead of Michael Jenkins in week 1 and it cost him the dearly.

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket drank a litre of cheap red wine then bound a portion of his soul to a stone tonight. The Skinbasket is now immortal.

The lions they can eat my body, but they cannot eat my soul. no no no.

[Deputy Nutz]

What if it was a magical lion?

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket has rubbed the ribs and prepares the grill. The skies are clear and the air is cool. Today will be a good day.

The SkinBasket does not believe in such nonsense as magical lions.

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The SkinBasket does not believe in such nonsense as magical lions.

That's a mistake I made once. Don't do it man

[Deputy Nutz]

The SkinBasket has rubbed the ribs and prepares the grill. The skies are clear and the air is cool. Today will be a good day.

The SkinBasket does not believe in such nonsense as magical lions.

I rub then sauce, then sauce again, I will keep saucing to keep it moist.

[MateoInMex]

SPEAKING OF POKING HOLES IN MELONS...muh man Doug had a hilarious bit back in the day about doing Extasy... Not word for word...


Doug Stanhope - "I was doing a show in Anchorage Alaska, and the bartender gave me some pills....WHAT ARE THESE?

"Just take 'em."

DS- "so I took 'em... what'll these do?"

"Well, they make you really horny!"

DS- "u rotten son of a bitch, I don't need horny, I already am horny, I GOT HORNY DOWN PAT!! YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN ANN FRANK A DRUM SET YOU DOUCHEBAG"--I took those pills and I did stuff to myself I've never done to a woman......
I woke up the next morning to the maid cleaning my hotel room...there's a porno goin' and on the floor there's a melon with a hole drilled in it....


"What do you use that for?'

DS- "I had a little LU-AWWW!!!"

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket tries not to get angry at the retarded employees when he goes to Pick n' Save, but we always do. We wonder sometimes if they are taken advantage of - told to do the dirtiest jobs and whatnot, but that wonder turns to consternation as we watch the retard bag the eggs with several cans of soup in a very slow and smiling fashion.

The SkinBasket hopes God will forgive us for our lack of patience with the retarded Pick n' Save employees.

[Deputy Nutz]

The SkinBasket tries not to get angry at the retarded employees when he goes to Pick n' Save, but we always do. We wonder sometimes if they are taken advantage of - told to do the dirtiest jobs and whatnot, but that wonder turns to consternation as we watch the retard bag the eggs with several cans of soup in a very slow and smiling fashion.

The SkinBasket hopes God will forgive us for our lack of patience with the retarded Pick n' Save employees.

Pick N' Save is a whorehouse for egg plant. Unless you go to the newer fancier ones in Oconomowoc, or the one on Greenfield road in New Berilin.