Ask any question - I'll answer

[MJZiggy]

Ok, I'll give you an easier one. Grandma is older, living in a trailer and doesn't want more stuff. What do we get her for Christmas?

(wait, that might actually be harder than the God question... )

[Iron Mike]

Ok, I'll give you an easier one. Grandma is older, living in a trailer and doesn't want more stuff. What do we get her for Christmas?

(wait, that might actually be harder than the God question... )

Just tell her that not only is God omniscient, God's also omnipotent and omnipresent!!!!

[Partial]

Ok, I'll give you an easier one. Grandma is older, living in a trailer and doesn't want more stuff. What do we get her for Christmas?

(wait, that might actually be harder than the God question... )

A really comfy chair. Perhaps a glider rocker, those things are pretty damn comfy. I would think when I am elderly, I would be relaxing so much that even that would become insignificant. I would need to take my relaxing to a whole new level of relaxation. What this means is comfy, down pillows, comfy mattress, and you guessed it, a comfy chair to relax in!

[Iron Mike]

Ok, I'll give you an easier one. Grandma is older, living in a trailer and doesn't want more stuff. What do we get her for Christmas?

Depends.........

[justanotherpackfan]

Who will win, Ohio State or Texas? Don't forget about Jammal Charles and how terrible Ohio States run defense was.

[Partial]

Who will win, Ohio State or Texas? Don't forget about Jammal Charles and how terrible Ohio States run defense was.

I am a big ten supporter until the day I die, so we'll go with the Ohio State University over the Colt McCoy led Lornhornes.

[Zool]

Good call.

Best cheese?

My favorite is Gouda

[Partial]

Good call.

Best cheese?

My favorite is Gouda

I haven't really had too many cheeses, but I must say I have gradually become a fan of stronger cheeses. I really like Asiago and Romano(sp). I also like a good sharp cheddar and swiss.

[Partial]

As usual, i've got 12-1 off, so lets get some awesome questions ready to rock and roll!

[MJZiggy]

Why am I here?

[Zool]

Why do flouresent lights make me tired?

Do I have a Joe Versus the Volcano "brain cloud"?

[Badgepack]

Why am I hungry all the time?, I eat like a cow.

[Partial]

Why am I here?

'Cause the outside world isn't nearly as appealing as sitcoms would lead you to believe.

[Partial]

Why do flouresent lights make me tired?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Do I have a Joe Versus the Volcano "brain cloud"?

Nope, see above.

[Partial]

Why am I hungry all the time?, I eat like a cow.

Cow's have 4 stomachs. If you're eating a ton and you eat like a cow, the writing is on the wall that you are in fact a cow. Literally or figuratively, of course.