How many of you have Shit your Pants at Work????

[mraynrand]

I've been tracking my excrement for the past 16 years, and I have a EQR (excrement quality rating) of 111.3, highest in the history of man. Unfortunately, when I am in the last rounds of an excrement competition, my love of my EQR overwhelms me, and I get afraid to eliminate on time in the clutch, so that I only have one championship to my name. But I care more for my EQR anyway, so I feel great, even though my fans hate me.

[hoosier]

actually the orange poop was caused because of other advice I did not heed from you. You once told me that Joey's Sea Food was terrible and that j should never go there. Well I went and got a piece of fish that apparently my body struggles to digest the oil or fat from. So my body just shits it out in a weird orange color. In fact it stained the toilet this morning. Good new is it is mostly gone.

Did you by chance have a side of Wow! chips with that?

[woodbuck27]

To answer Skins Question. I was lucky, I had a work out gear with extra pair of undies in my backpack. I had to wrap the undies in paper towel and sneak them back to my classroom and throw them in the desk. I managed to wash out any shit that happened to seep through the undies.

Update: Today it happened again, I wasn't at work, and I managed to save the undies. The weird thing is that the liquid shit was pure orange color. It looked like watered down orange paint and it seemed to be oily.

Holy crap Deputy....Drink decent ale.

Your body is screaming.....

Stay off the hooth ! ....or....

Get rid of that cow !