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  • #91
    Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
    If you were a snake, what kind of snake would you be? Personally I would like to be a constrictor snake, a boa or a python. Just like the one Jake "the Snake" Roberts used to have.
    There's a documentary about Jake. The Resurrection of Jake the Snake.



    Apparently Jake was totally blown away by the public support he got. He didn't think no one cared anymore, but they did.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    • #92
      Originally posted by HowardRoark View Post
      Why doesn't he break down Howard Roark?
      HowardRoark >>> mraynrand <<< HowardRoark... or it appears similar to that unfortunate condition. For reasons that are just me I'm concerned. I cannot escape the decent person people who really know me describe me as.

      Mutiple Personality Disorder.


      Do you have Multiple Personality Disorder?


      Do you have MPD.... (Multiple Personality Disorder)..........?

      If you care or have any deep seeded concern for yourself and desire to be real. It's not to late to realign yourself. Become a person of respect.

      You might exercise prudence and take this quiz to find out.


      Now of course it's not a diagnosis.

      Common sense dictates that you (well... one of you) make an appointment with a properly qualified doctor for a REAL and INFORMED assessment..

      Your LIFE is important mraynrand/HowardRoark.

      ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
      ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
      ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
      ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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      • #93
        We don't understand.
        After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
          If you were a snake, what kind of snake would you be? Personally I would like to be a constrictor snake, a boa or a python. Just like the one Jake "the Snake" Roberts used to have.

          It was a very interesting night, let me tell you. I haven't been that drunk since. I sort of felt like I was in a remake of "Fear and Loathing", only in a fucking cowfuck town, at one of the worst strip joints in America, but hay I made the best of it.
          1.)

          If you were a snake, what kind of snake would you be? Personally I would like to be a constrictor snake, a boa or a python. Just like the one Jake "the Snake" Roberts used to have.

          That's a challenging question Deputy Nutz, I've always been that person who imagined if he concentrated really hard on the task ...might walk on air.

          I smoked some very interesting weed once and hallucinated that I was actual doing that. I waslked up a slight grade to get back to where 'the boys' were congregated and said to myself..WOW this is some awesome shit ! I thin I ca walk without touching the ground and low and behold...it got to feeling ust that way. I had to give myself a whole body shake. That hydro was the best ever tried. t came crashing in on you like locusts near harvest time. It was like acid /weed Man. Totalfrickenterrific shit ! The bomb

          If had to be a snake ..........ahhhh ............ nope ............. can't get there. Let me see......Ok Here you go.

          First let's look at the Black Mamba. If you ever encountered that sucker and pushed it for space or antagonized it and escape with you life. Then your living a very good life. Excuse my language but it's the best way to describe it:



          The Black Mamba>>>> is a mad belly assed fucker.

          It's extremely territorial especially while defending it's nest. It can rise four feet like a Cobra and hit you accurately rapidly and every strike injects venom. One hit without proper first aid and your into your last bucket of Kentucky Fried.

          Run from it!? Yea Sure...... the mamba moves out or if your unlucky in on your ass. The black mamba is perhaps the fastest snake in the world. The elongated slender body can create the impression that it is moving faster than it really is; but an intentionally provoked and angry black mamba can move at a speed over a short distance (say < 50 meters_) of 7-9 MPH.

          An impressive and very deadly snake.

          I'm this guy:

          This snake has a personality that suits the way I am. I'll be the most deadly snake in the world and ranked above the Black Mamba in that category.

          I'll be the most venomous snake on the planet. Diemenia feroxr otherwise known as the The Inland Taipan or the Western Taipan, the small-scaled snake, or the fierce snake. Is an extremely venomous snake found in semi-arid regions of Central East Australia.

          Aboriginal Australians living in those regions named the snake Dandarabilla.



          Cute....Isn't he !?

          Diemenia Ferox are rarely encountered in the wild by the average person because of their remoteness and brief above-ground appearance during the day. So long as a person is not creating much vibration and noise this snake may not feel alarmed. However, caution should be exercised and a safe distance maintained as it can inflict a potentially fatal bite. . The Inland Taipan ( Diemenia Ferox) will defend itself and strike if provoked. Firstly it makes a threat display by raising its forebody in a tight low S-shaped curve with its head facing the threat. Should the person choose to ignore the warning the Diemenia ferox will strike. It is an extremely fast and agile snake which can strike instantly with extreme accuracy.

          It envenoms in almost every case. Piss it off and your likely dead.....or very near proper medical attention.



          2)

          2.) It was a very interesting night, let me tell you. I haven't been that drunk since. I sort of felt like I was in a remake of "Fear and Loathing", only in a fucking cowfuck town, at one of the worst strip joints in America, but hay I made the best of it. Deputy Nutz

          Man you've lived some life....congratulatiojns Deputy.

          I didn't realize that anecdote was based on reality. It was like something by Jack Karowhacked ! Man you'd love Montreal. I'd get you in so much shit ! hahahahaa.
          ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
          ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
          ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
          ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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          • #95
            Originally posted by HowardRoark View Post
            We don't understand.
            I know.
            ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
            ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
            ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
            ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
              Woodbuck, I thought that you wanted a place to argue and beat someone down verbally. I am not sure what you really wanted.

              I have no powers to remove anyone from the forum, sorry. I certainly wouldn't remove you or anyone else.

              I am not protecting anyone, Rand and I are cool but I am not defending him for anything because he really hasn't done anything.
              Open your mind

              Your a Teacher.
              ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
              ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
              ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
              ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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              • #97
                After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by woodbuck27 View Post
                  I know.
                  Me two
                  After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by HowardRoark View Post
                    Hahahahahahahahahahaa

                    How many fingers ?
                    ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
                    ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
                    ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
                    ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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                    • "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                      • I never met anyone with a higher opinion of himself.

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                        • Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
                          I never met anyone with a higher opinion of himself.
                          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                          • Originally posted by Cheesehead Craig View Post
                            As ruler of the Meadow, I hereby annex the Meadowlands. I appoint Deputy Nutz as my regent here.
                            Viceroy, not regent. Viceroys are far superior because their lists go up to 11.

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                            • Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
                              I never met anyone with a higher opinion of himself.
                              Well...Deputy Nutz:

                              If your referring to me then I'm gratefully complimented. I wonder though if you truly understand me. I'll lend you this information on woodbuck27. The reason for my eternal optimism and knowledge of myself. Why is that a reality !?

                              To come down on me to 'play the bully' Vs me is a useless pursuit.

                              Again ...why ?! Why try as mraynrand or anybody else with an agenda Vs me is going to fail in any form or manner of attack and or discredit.

                              I can state this with utter confidence to go there and woodbuck27 is a pursuit that comes with extreme frustration and 'only a proof' of their own stupidity. I'm a decent person ' a REAL MAN' of incredible fortitude. It took a lot of concentrated effort and many many success's with lots of bumps along the way for me to be the MAN I know I am. I don't need any pats on the back. I earned all of my stars and pins. I did it all as a down to earth Blue Collar' loving man too. I can't deal well with any Power Broker who's so selfish and out to lunch ! That he/she stinks of that.

                              That very accurately sums up the lower form of a person I see in mraynrand.

                              I also am aware that boredom often turns it's ugly out on any lesser man who turns to attack and harass (STALK) another because of their obvious and own extreme negative personality
                              [/B]It would be better if they shoved 'their dirt' all over their own face as people would possibly see a sign of them coming out of a deep seeded denial.

                              >>> Unfortunately I predict an extreme disaster for mraynrand. <<<

                              I don't place a final judgement right there. I'm NOT mraynrand's judge. The Protector of of 'my life' will always ensure \my vindication - my victory.... as I simply acknowledge HIS (My Higher Power's) most wise counsel.

                              Deputy Nutz:

                              It's ALL ABOUT 'a Proper Esteem'.

                              Esteem seems to be an issue with a large proportion of any given population. That's sad really but people cannot change what they came from and one's environmental background does lend so much towards a decent and proper esteem. Of course the genetic factor and how a person handles stress is also are also factors towards being strong or otherwise.

                              I had an upbringing that my friends /peers certainly recognized through my many successes in life as a major advantage for me. I was mentored by leaders that recognized my gifts and help ensure I was a success in all the goals I set for myself. All the many wins I secured it wasn't the trophy or the medal or ribbon I received it was primarily my journey with God as my central focus that helped give me the faith I needed to be a winner. I take little credit for who I am without acknowledging these awesome people in my life.
                              Last edited by woodbuck27; 02-19-2016, 04:02 PM.
                              ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
                              ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
                              ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
                              ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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                              • Woodbuck heading out for a night with the boys:

                                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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