Trouble Dump

[Harlan Huckleby]

[SkinBasket]

I advise you to shove it up your ass.

My day was going well, but now I have some bully stalking me.

[Cheesehead Craig]

My day was going well, but now I have some bully stalking me.

Just hide in the chicken coop.

[Deputy Nutz]

Fucking ACT testing at school the past few days has me in the dumps

[MadtownPacker]

Just hide in the chicken coop.

[MadtownPacker]

My shoulder is all fucked up. Can't raise my arm over my head or move it quickly. Probably a torn rotator or some shit. Don't want to pay my deductible to get it fixed.

[woodbuck27]

My shoulder is all fucked up. Can't raise my arm over my head or move it quickly. Probably a torn rotator or some shit. Don't want to pay my deductible to get it fixed.

Mad. That's a serious injury that takes forever it seemed to me to Rehab. You have to go slow. Try first to get your flexibility back.

You get it stronger and wham something sets it back.

[woodbuck27]

Sounds like a blockage of ear wax, Craig. Put some lukewarm vegetable oil in it. Good luck.

Edit: is advice allowed in the trouble dump or is it just a place to lament?

Advice has to be gentle.

[woodbuck27]

Advice is preferred to people posting annoying lyrics like they do in every other thread is this shithole.

OK

[woodbuck27]

Just hide in the chicken coop.

Better .....what does this suggest?



OK I'll help.....substitute the name SkinBasket for .... 'Bill'.

[hoosier]

My shoulder is all fucked up. Can't raise my arm over my head or move it quickly. Probably a torn rotator or some shit. Don't want to pay my deductible to get it fixed.

You need to cultivate a mild accident on the road, their fault, just bad enough to cause some structural damage in the shoulder. Make it someone driving an Audi, less chance of finding an underensured driver. It would be better if you could stage a bike accident (great shoulder wreckers!) but those can be more difficult to control (great head wreckers too!).

[wootah]

Maybe 3irty1 can hook you up with some quality fish antibiotics?

[Deputy Nutz]

My shoulder is all fucked up. Can't raise my arm over my head or move it quickly. Probably a torn rotator or some shit. Don't want to pay my deductible to get it fixed.

Get a cortisone shot

[SkinBasket]

My shoulder is all fucked up. Can't raise my arm over my head or move it quickly. Probably a torn rotator or some shit. Don't want to pay my deductible to get it fixed.

I did that once. It took a couple months. Just stretch as much as possible to dissuade scar growth and use slight resistance exercises to keep strength. Stop masturbating.

[MadtownPacker]

You need to cultivate a mild accident on the road, their fault, just bad enough to cause some structural damage in the shoulder. Make it someone driving an Audi, less chance of finding an underensured driver. It would be better if you could stage a bike accident (great shoulder wreckers!) but those can be more difficult to control (great head wreckers too!).

Thanks a lot ahole. Now the insurance investigator will find the cached page of you telling me to commit fraud. Probably the best advice I am going to get from you honkies and you fucked it up.