Trouble Dump

[MadtownPacker]

Maybe 3irty1 can hook you up with some quality fish antibiotics?

Is that some hipster shit? Does it get you high?

[MadtownPacker]

I did that once. It took a couple months. Just stretch as much as possible to dissuade scar growth and use slight resistance exercises to keep strength. Stop masturbating.

I am right handed and its my left, don't make me sue your ass for malpractice and alienation of affection. I do the stretching but it feel like I should just chainsaw it off and 3D print a new arm. Same as those dogs you see on the feel good stories.

[MadtownPacker]

Get a cortisone shot

See that's what I'm taking about mofos!!!! Nutty knows what every patient really wants.

To get doped up!

[Zool]

Stop masturbating.

Stop staring in my windows at night and you won't have to watch.

[Freak Out]

My shoulder is all fucked up. Can't raise my arm over my head or move it quickly. Probably a torn rotator or some shit. Don't want to pay my deductible to get it fixed.

I had two tears in my right rotator cuff, a torn labrum and a shitload of bone spurs repaired in my right shoulder in November. It's a long fucking rehab. Feeling much better now but still months of PT ahead. At least shop your insurance for a cheap MRI and someone to evaluate it/you. Cortisone does nothing but fuck you up.

[MadtownPacker]

I had two tears in my right rotator cuff, a torn labrum and a shitload of bone spurs repaired in my right shoulder in November. It's a long fucking rehab. Feeling much better now but still months of PT ahead. At least shop your insurance for a cheap MRI and someone to evaluate it/you. Cortisone does nothing but fuck you up.

How about lines of freshly cut snow? We get the clean one around here.

[SkinBasket]

I'm supposed to paint a room today. I hate fucking painting. And of course I'm covering up high gloss shit brown, so it's gonna take two coats and then some.

On a related note, I painted a boat with fibered aluminum paint yesterday. It's a bad idea to use an old utility hook in a drill to mix that stuff, but on the other hand having silver boots is kind of neat.

[Deputy Nutz]

I had two tears in my right rotator cuff, a torn labrum and a shitload of bone spurs repaired in my right shoulder in November. It's a long fucking rehab. Feeling much better now but still months of PT ahead. At least shop your insurance for a cheap MRI and someone to evaluate it/you. Cortisone does nothing but fuck you up.

I have taken 5 of them in the left shoulder, none in the last 10 years, but when you really like playing football it does wonders. Also if the rotator cuff is not completely torn the cortisone does help relieve the swelling.

[Deputy Nutz]

I'm supposed to paint a room today. I hate fucking painting. And of course I'm covering up high gloss shit brown, so it's gonna take two coats and then some.

On a related note, I painted a boat with fibered aluminum paint yesterday. It's a bad idea to use an old utility hook in a drill to mix that stuff, but on the other hand having silver boots is kind of neat.

Your boots are sexy

[Deputy Nutz]

3 bomb threats on consecutive days really blows.

[MadtownPacker]

I'm supposed to paint a room today. I hate fucking painting. And of course I'm covering up high gloss shit brown, so it's gonna take two coats and then some.

On a related note, I painted a boat with fibered aluminum paint yesterday. It's a bad idea to use an old utility hook in a drill to mix that stuff, but on the other hand having silver boots is kind of neat.

Damn, no illegal Messicans where you live to do it for cheap? You gotta use that paint and primer mix shit to cover in one coat.

[Patler]

I'm supposed to paint a room today. I hate fucking painting. And of course I'm covering up high gloss shit brown, so it's gonna take two coats and then some.

Just look for a few rolls of a similar color contact paper. Your wife will never know.

[Freak Out]

3 bomb threats on consecutive days really blows.

WTF? You are a teacher right?

[Iron Mike]

Damn, no illegal Messicans where you live to do it for cheap? You gotta use that paint and primer mix shit to cover in one coat.

[Deputy Nutz]

WTF? You are a teacher right?

Yep.