Associated Press Top 25 Packer Rats

[Tarlam!]

My first day on the new job today!!!

My first day went marvellously well. 2 of my reports and I worked on an internal presentation due tomorrow and that's an area I tend to excel, so I believe I was able to leave a positive first impression. Fate couldn't have planned it better! In fact, I have only now come through my front door, but one of my guys was disappointed the day was already over and it was already 8pm!

I am really energized and can't wait to go to work tomorrow!

Well, only cause it's the off-season, that is!!!

[chain_gang]

Good to hear your first day went well Tarlam. Hope your new job keeps going good, always great to go to a job you like, no doubt.

[jack's smirking revenge]

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what are the current ranking?!?

[jack's smirking revenge]

what are the current ranking?!?

In order for the rankings to be currrent, I think the rankings have to be based on something. I think the Associated Press ranked this IT list based on number of times that a poster has appeared in the "National Enquirer", "In Touch" magazine, or any other worthless, grocery-store rack publication. Sadly, I've read one of those cover-to-cover over the last week because my girlfriend keeps it in the bathroom for reading material. If I hear any more about Nick Lachey and his escapades, I'm going to find him and boil him at 980 degrees.

tyler

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haha, you have to admit though, that commercial where he has the lap counter (running, walking) and clicks it everytime a women is smitten is hilarious. That was one of the better commercials i've seen in awhile!

[Little Whiskey]

what are the current ranking?!?

In order for the rankings to be currrent, I think the rankings have to be based on something. I think the Associated Press ranked this IT list based on number of times that a poster has appeared in the "National Enquirer", "In Touch" magazine, or any other worthless, grocery-store rack publication. Sadly, I've read one of those cover-to-cover over the last week because my girlfriend keeps it in the bathroom for reading material. If I hear any more about Nick Lachey and his escapades, I'm going to find him and boil him at 980 degrees.

tyler

throw those mags in the trash. dosen't your woman understand that is the man's throwne room. get a current copy of Cabela's and put it in it's proper place. next to the porcelain pony!! go ahead and put that playboy there as well.

[Murphy37]

Poo poo coo coo ca choo.

[oregonpackfan]

I thought it was the Doughboy who died??

OBITUARY

Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a Man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and two children, John Dough and Jane Dough (plus they had one in the oven). He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

FavreChild,

I loved you witty obituary! Your puns were out of this world!

Oregonpackfan

[BananaMan]

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[Joemailman]

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1 MJZiggy 2896
2 woodbuck27 2648
3 HarveyWallbangers 2304
4 Bretsky 1996
5 Partial 1862
6 Deputy Nutz 1849
7 Harlan Huckleby 1735
8 Anti-Polar Bear 1505
9 GregJennings 1403
10 MadtownPacker 1314
11 Scott Campbell 1258
12 Rastak 1226
13 GrnBay007 1126
14 Tarlam! 1099
15 GBRulz 1048
16 jack's smirking revenge 1032
17 Patler 833
18 Fosco33 727
19 Little Whiskey 688
20 b bulldog 687
21 motife 539
22 ND72 528
23 BallHawk 525
24 Guiness 507
25 No Mo Moss 500

[GBRulz]

sad that a Queen fan has more posts than me !

[BallHawk]

Number 23, I'll take it. I hope to be in the top 10 by the end of the year.

GAME ON BITCHES

[Scott Campbell]

Updated List:


11 Scott Campbell 1258 (PR) + 5557 (JSO) = 6815

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Scott who is your avatar? I've always wondered that.