While dropping off a friend at the Portland Airport this morning, I met My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!
A tall lanky brunette in her late 30's, she was The NFL Hospitality Director for the Nike Corporation. She was headed off to the Super Bowl.
For the past 11 years, she has managed the Friday night banquet given by Nike for both Super Bowl teams. She also acts as the Nike liason for the NFL. She had many favorable things to say about Brett Favre.
What makes her even more alluring is that she is a lifetime Green Bay Packer fan! She's from Oregon but grew up in a Packers fan household.
As you might expect, she was very knowledgeable about pro football though she was not quite as insightful as some of our phenomenal PackerRats female posters like MJZiggy, GBRulz, GrnBay007, FavreChild...
On Game Day she is rewarded with 2 tickets. Her job responsibiilites are over before the game begins.
Had she invited me to go with her to Miami, I would have forgotten about the car in the short term parking lot, my job, all responsibilities, etc. All this I would have sacrificed for a few days with My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!
p.s. Please do not refer me to Dr. Laura, Dr. Phil or any of those self-help gurus. I may be acting like a schizophrenic, self-indulgent, sinner but it sure feels good!
A tall lanky brunette in her late 30's, she was The NFL Hospitality Director for the Nike Corporation. She was headed off to the Super Bowl.
For the past 11 years, she has managed the Friday night banquet given by Nike for both Super Bowl teams. She also acts as the Nike liason for the NFL. She had many favorable things to say about Brett Favre.
What makes her even more alluring is that she is a lifetime Green Bay Packer fan! She's from Oregon but grew up in a Packers fan household.
As you might expect, she was very knowledgeable about pro football though she was not quite as insightful as some of our phenomenal PackerRats female posters like MJZiggy, GBRulz, GrnBay007, FavreChild...
On Game Day she is rewarded with 2 tickets. Her job responsibiilites are over before the game begins.
Had she invited me to go with her to Miami, I would have forgotten about the car in the short term parking lot, my job, all responsibilities, etc. All this I would have sacrificed for a few days with My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!
p.s. Please do not refer me to Dr. Laura, Dr. Phil or any of those self-help gurus. I may be acting like a schizophrenic, self-indulgent, sinner but it sure feels good!


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