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    While dropping off a friend at the Portland Airport this morning, I met My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!

    A tall lanky brunette in her late 30's, she was The NFL Hospitality Director for the Nike Corporation. She was headed off to the Super Bowl.

    For the past 11 years, she has managed the Friday night banquet given by Nike for both Super Bowl teams. She also acts as the Nike liason for the NFL. She had many favorable things to say about Brett Favre.

    What makes her even more alluring is that she is a lifetime Green Bay Packer fan! She's from Oregon but grew up in a Packers fan household.

    As you might expect, she was very knowledgeable about pro football though she was not quite as insightful as some of our phenomenal PackerRats female posters like MJZiggy, GBRulz, GrnBay007, FavreChild...

    On Game Day she is rewarded with 2 tickets. Her job responsibiilites are over before the game begins.

    Had she invited me to go with her to Miami, I would have forgotten about the car in the short term parking lot, my job, all responsibilities, etc. All this I would have sacrificed for a few days with My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!

    p.s. Please do not refer me to Dr. Laura, Dr. Phil or any of those self-help gurus. I may be acting like a schizophrenic, self-indulgent, sinner but it sure feels good!

  • #2
    Nice. If she was a stacked blonde in her 20s, she'd fit the bill. Think Tiger's wife + she would be a Packers fan.
    "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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    • #3
      Re: My Ultimate Fantasy Woman

      Originally posted by oregonpackfan
      She had many favorable things to say about Brett Favre.
      I dont think its too hard to guess what went down there. 8)

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      • #4
        Well instead of following her, why didn't you invite her here? Watching you e-drool all over her would have been entertainment for the rest of us.
        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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        • #5
          well, i'm with harvey

          although i like skins idea, that would be fun to watch

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          • #6
            Did you get her #?
            C.H.U.D.

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            • #7
              Re: My Ultimate Fantasy Woman

              Originally posted by oregonpackfan
              While dropping off a friend at the Portland Airport this morning, I met My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!

              A tall lanky brunette in her late 30's, she was The NFL Hospitality Director for the Nike Corporation. She was headed off to the Super Bowl.

              For the past 11 years, she has managed the Friday night banquet given by Nike for both Super Bowl teams. She also acts as the Nike liason for the NFL. She had many favorable things to say about Brett Favre.

              What makes her even more alluring is that she is a lifetime Green Bay Packer fan! She's from Oregon but grew up in a Packers fan household.

              As you might expect, she was very knowledgeable about pro football though she was not quite as insightful as some of our phenomenal PackerRats female posters like MJZiggy, GBRulz, GrnBay007, FavreChild...

              On Game Day she is rewarded with 2 tickets. Her job responsibiilites are over before the game begins.

              Had she invited me to go with her to Miami, I would have forgotten about the car in the short term parking lot, my job, all responsibilities, etc. All this I would have sacrificed for a few days with My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!

              p.s. Please do not refer me to Dr. Laura, Dr. Phil or any of those self-help gurus. I may be acting like a schizophrenic, self-indulgent, sinner but it sure feels good!
              Now where is that Mariska Hargitay thread
              My Two favorite teams are the Packers, and whoever plays the Vikings!

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              • #8
                Did you at least tell her about PR?

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                • #9
                  Jealous. The only women I've ever met at the airport look like Harvey's avatar.

                  And they are Viking fans.
                  "My problems with him are his vision and tendency to dance instead of pounding a hole." - Harvey Wallbangers

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                  • #10
                    Re: My Ultimate Fantasy Woman

                    Originally posted by hurleyfan
                    Originally posted by oregonpackfan
                    While dropping off a friend at the Portland Airport this morning, I met My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!

                    A tall lanky brunette in her late 30's, she was The NFL Hospitality Director for the Nike Corporation. She was headed off to the Super Bowl.

                    For the past 11 years, she has managed the Friday night banquet given by Nike for both Super Bowl teams. She also acts as the Nike liason for the NFL. She had many favorable things to say about Brett Favre.

                    What makes her even more alluring is that she is a lifetime Green Bay Packer fan! She's from Oregon but grew up in a Packers fan household.

                    As you might expect, she was very knowledgeable about pro football though she was not quite as insightful as some of our phenomenal PackerRats female posters like MJZiggy, GBRulz, GrnBay007, FavreChild...

                    On Game Day she is rewarded with 2 tickets. Her job responsibiilites are over before the game begins.

                    Had she invited me to go with her to Miami, I would have forgotten about the car in the short term parking lot, my job, all responsibilities, etc. All this I would have sacrificed for a few days with My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!

                    p.s. Please do not refer me to Dr. Laura, Dr. Phil or any of those self-help gurus. I may be acting like a schizophrenic, self-indulgent, sinner but it sure feels good!
                    Now where is that Mariska Hargitay thread
                    Here you go.

                    I can't run no more
                    With that lawless crowd
                    While the killers in high places
                    Say their prayers out loud
                    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                    A thundercloud
                    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                    • #11
                      Whoa, Joe!

                      Take it easy, pal.

                      That's all I can stand.

                      Looks like you and I will hit 1K posts at about the same time.

                      (What's the "Ganesha" in the pic refer to? I'll buy some of it, whatever it is!)

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                      • #12
                        Re: My Ultimate Fantasy Woman

                        Originally posted by Joemailman
                        Originally posted by hurleyfan
                        Originally posted by oregonpackfan
                        While dropping off a friend at the Portland Airport this morning, I met My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!

                        A tall lanky brunette in her late 30's, she was The NFL Hospitality Director for the Nike Corporation. She was headed off to the Super Bowl.

                        For the past 11 years, she has managed the Friday night banquet given by Nike for both Super Bowl teams. She also acts as the Nike liason for the NFL. She had many favorable things to say about Brett Favre.

                        What makes her even more alluring is that she is a lifetime Green Bay Packer fan! She's from Oregon but grew up in a Packers fan household.

                        As you might expect, she was very knowledgeable about pro football though she was not quite as insightful as some of our phenomenal PackerRats female posters like MJZiggy, GBRulz, GrnBay007, FavreChild...

                        On Game Day she is rewarded with 2 tickets. Her job responsibiilites are over before the game begins.

                        Had she invited me to go with her to Miami, I would have forgotten about the car in the short term parking lot, my job, all responsibilities, etc. All this I would have sacrificed for a few days with My Ultimate Fantasy Woman!

                        p.s. Please do not refer me to Dr. Laura, Dr. Phil or any of those self-help gurus. I may be acting like a schizophrenic, self-indulgent, sinner but it sure feels good!
                        Now where is that Mariska Hargitay thread
                        Here you go.

                        Joe,
                        YOU DA MAN!!

                        Who wouldn't like to meet her, and have her be your fantasy Woman!!
                        My Two favorite teams are the Packers, and whoever plays the Vikings!

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