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  • Keith Richards - "I snorted my father."

    Ever wondered how to age your body to make yourself look 30 years older than you are? - it called drug abuse. That's D-R-U-G . A-B-U-S-E for the presently stoned.

    Keith Richards always looks ready for the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, no make up necessary (He plays Jack Sparrow's dad in the next one). What's his secret? A little drink, a little cocaine, snorting your father's ashes, falling on your face from a coconut tree in Fiji. More drink, more coke.....you get the picture
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    LONDON (AP) - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.
    In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

    "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

    Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
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  • #2
    Wow, talk about respect for the dead.

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    • #3
      Do you honeslty doing a drug such as weed can make you age THAT much faster?
      Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. -Morticia Addams

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      • #4
        I think Mr. Richards might have had a tad more than just weed in his days...
        "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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          • #6
            I understand that, i was stoned when i read it, and it scared me, but now im comming down haha thanks
            Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. -Morticia Addams

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            • #7
              Only Keith......................

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              • #8
                When he snorted his Dad was he singing, "I can't get no satisfaction...?"

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                • #9
                  Well at least he'll never lose his dad's smell.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Mazzin
                    Do you honeslty doing a drug such as weed can make you age THAT much faster?
                    I dunno, but I have noticed stoners tend to omit words now and again
                    The Bottom Line:
                    Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3

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                    • #11
                      HAHAHAHA! This guy is too much! Damn, when I saw the title of the thread I didnt really think he had done it.

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                      • #12



                        now he is denying it
                        To much of a good thing is an awesome thing

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                        • #13
                          Richards is a classic. Ozzy snorting live ants and now Richards snorting his dad cut with some blow.
                          Speaking of Richards...did anyone else get to see the Rolling Stones Circus while it was on PBS last month? Great show.
                          C.H.U.D.

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                          • #14
                            In the 2006 Super Bowl show, I was impressed with how Mick Jagger was still strutting around on stage for a guy his age.

                            In some ways, Jagger is like the Energizer Bunny, he just keeps going, and going...

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                            • #15
                              bogus story:
                              The Bottom Line:
                              Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3

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