OFFICIAL BRETT THE LIVING LEGEND THREAD

[Bossman641]

I must be missing something.

Let me pull out my Canadien - English translator

Hunt was the one who suggested the date of 4/4/14 to retire Favre's jersey. WB was simply passing the message along.

[ThunderDan]

Let me pull out my Canadien - English translator

Hunt was the one who suggested the date of 4/4/14 to retire Favre's jersey. WB was simply passing the message along.

Ahhh... thank you. I never clicked on the link to read the article. It wasn't in " " so I thought it was woodbuck's idea.

[LP]

They do retirement ceremonies at games when the stadium is full. They will not retire his jersey in April in the middle of the dead period of the off-season.

Sounds perfect to me. If nobody's there, nobody will boo.

[Zool]

I assume the jersey will be taken down a couple weeks later when it want's to hang in the yet to be created Viking stadium? At which point Thompson's polo will send it to the Jets for a pair of BVD's and some Crocs. The jersey will spend a year in NY trying to get with some Victoria's Secret under ware before finally getting over to MN and fall just short of being the first jersey hung in their rafters.

[woodbuck27]

I must be missing something.

Maybe you never heard of this game show that was very successful?

A total of 25 seasons of the various versions of 'To Tell The Truth' have been produced, just exceeding the 24 of 'What's My Line?' and the 20 of 'I've Got a Secret'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Tell_the_Truth

Game Play:

" Three challengers are introduced, all claiming to be the central character. The announcer typically asks the challengers, who stand side by side, "What is your name, please?" Each challenger then states, "My name is [central character's name]." The celebrity panelists then read along as the host reads aloud a signed affidavit about the central character.

The panelists are each given a period of time to question the challengers. Questions are directed to the challengers by number (Number One, Number Two and Number Three), with the central character sworn to give truthful answers, and the impostors permitted to lie and pretend to be the central character." Fr. LINK

ThunderDan: Michael Hunt isn't 'an imposter'.

He wrote the story... I didn't.

[woodbuck27]

Let me pull out my Canadien - English translator

Hunt was the one who suggested the date of 4/4/14 to retire Favre's jersey. WB was simply passing the message along.

Thank You.

[woodbuck27]

I assume the jersey will be taken down a couple weeks later when it want's to hang in the yet to be created Viking stadium? At which point Thompson's polo will send it to the Jets for a pair of BVD's and some Crocs. The jersey will spend a year in NY trying to get with some Victoria's Secret under ware before finally getting over to MN and fall just short of being the first jersey hung in their rafters.

Zool. Awesome man. Can you please clean that up a wee bit?

We might be able to use it in some new HBO format for 'really bad television'. You know ....the stuff that is available after 3 AM with ten minute commercial breaks.

[Little Whiskey]

Your the moderator now, start leaning on him. Nutz strikes me as a guy who would bend to authority figures...

trying to persuade him via peer pressure and compliments. maybe if enough of us tell him how much we enjoy those, he might start again. just a thought.

[MJZiggy]

+1 on this one. it was one of my fav articles to read every week.

Hey I wrote too ya know!!!

[Upnorth]

Nutz, please bring back the articles, they were well written and thought out.
For that matter I enjoyed most of the articles and greatly respected the work put into them. As a poster who rarely stings together more than 20 words in a row kudos to all of the article writters! Thank you.

[woodbuck27]

Hey I wrote too ya know!!!

Again I was wrong. All this time I imagined you 'only wrote' one sentence posts. You actually composed sentences into paragraphs. Paragraphs into a story or article like format?

I always say that we must be open to learning something new every single day we live.

Awesome MJ !

[Little Whiskey]

Hey I wrote too ya know!!!

good point. however, I figured you'd keep writing yours. its what you do. thanks for them!! hope to see more of them.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Let me pull out my Canadien - English translator

Hunt was the one who suggested the date of 4/4/14 to retire Favre's jersey. WB was simply passing the message along.

I think April 1 would be a good day to schedule the retirement ceremony. And then, you know, stuff happens.

[woodbuck27]

I think it would be most approprite to conduct the jersey retirement ceremony on any day that the Chicago Bears visit Lambeau Field.

Brett Favre owned da BEARS.

[Fritz]

Look here, people, a couple of pages ago I offered myself up as the peace pipe (so to speak) to the Favre family. I said that I would be willing to have sex with Deanna as a representative of Packer fans generally and Packerrats specifically, with Brent's permission. The giving of permission, coupled with my coupling with Deanna (and the photo opp of Brent and me, in my old #4 jersey), would represent Brent reaching out to all Packer fans and asking forgiveness. Thus the wound would finally begin to heal, and soon we would all be drinking beers in dives across the land, fondly and sloppily remembering that great and brave Oakland game after Irv passed, or reminsicing about the time Favre got a concussion, then came back - without Shermy even knowing! - after being out only one play, and throwing a TD pass. Ah, good times, good times.

So someone here mentioned starting a petition to give to Favre on my behalf. But no. No action has been taken.

I can only conclude that perhaps I have been wrong in my condemnation of Brent's actions of the last several years. Maybe it's you people who are the problem. Maybe you don't want to forgive Brent at all. Maybe you're all wallowing in your bitterness, perhaps even becoming sexually excited as you revel in Brent's manipulating, dickpicking ways.

I must reconsider my position on this issue. I have offered myself, as a sacrificial lamb. I am willing to go into Deanna's bedroom - alone, with no support from any of you - and give it my all for probably as long as thirty seconds, for the sake of you people. Yet you reject me.

Maybe this is what Jesus felt like.