OFFICIAL BRETT THE LIVING LEGEND THREAD

[George Cumby]

Look here, people, a couple of pages ago I offered myself up as the peace pipe (so to speak) to the Favre family. I said that I would be willing to have sex with Deanna as a representative of Packer fans generally and Packerrats specifically, with Brent's permission. The giving of permission, coupled with my coupling with Deanna (and the photo opp of Brent and me, in my old #4 jersey), would represent Brent reaching out to all Packer fans and asking forgiveness. Thus the wound would finally begin to heal, and soon we would all be drinking beers in dives across the land, fondly and sloppily remembering that great and brave Oakland game after Irv passed, or reminsicing about the time Favre got a concussion, then came back - without Shermy even knowing! - after being out only one play, and throwing a TD pass. Ah, good times, good times.

So someone here mentioned starting a petition to give to Favre on my behalf. But no. No action has been taken.

I can only conclude that perhaps I have been wrong in my condemnation of Brent's actions of the last several years. Maybe it's you people who are the problem. Maybe you don't want to forgive Brent at all. Maybe you're all wallowing in your bitterness, perhaps even becoming sexually excited as you revel in Brent's manipulating, dickpicking ways.

I must reconsider my position on this issue. I have offered myself, as a sacrificial lamb. I am willing to go into Deanna's bedroom - alone, with no support from any of you - and give it my all for probably as long as thirty seconds, for the sake of you people. Yet you reject me.

Maybe this is what Jesus felt like.

I, for one, appreciate your dedication to the greater good and the spirit of self-sacrifice displayed in your courageous offer to bed Mrs. Favre on the behalf of an ungrateful Packer Nation.

If you are Jesus in this matter, you may count me as one of your apostles, Paul perhaps? No, that doesn't work, someone more obscure. Simon, that's it, I'm Simon.

I will tread the wilderness on your behalf speaking to your misguided flock and try to show them the righteousness of your cause and the open their eyes to the light shed on the dark shadows of our souls by your coitus brevitus with Deanna.

[wootah]

Look here, people, a couple of pages ago I offered myself up as the peace pipe (so to speak) to the Favre family. I said that I would be willing to have sex with Deanna as a representative of Packer fans generally and Packerrats specifically, with Brent's permission. The giving of permission, coupled with my coupling with Deanna (and the photo opp of Brent and me, in my old #4 jersey), would represent Brent reaching out to all Packer fans and asking forgiveness. Thus the wound would finally begin to heal, and soon we would all be drinking beers in dives across the land, fondly and sloppily remembering that great and brave Oakland game after Irv passed, or reminsicing about the time Favre got a concussion, then came back - without Shermy even knowing! - after being out only one play, and throwing a TD pass. Ah, good times, good times.

So someone here mentioned starting a petition to give to Favre on my behalf. But no. No action has been taken.

I can only conclude that perhaps I have been wrong in my condemnation of Brent's actions of the last several years. Maybe it's you people who are the problem. Maybe you don't want to forgive Brent at all. Maybe you're all wallowing in your bitterness, perhaps even becoming sexually excited as you revel in Brent's manipulating, dickpicking ways.

I must reconsider my position on this issue. I have offered myself, as a sacrificial lamb. I am willing to go into Deanna's bedroom - alone, with no support from any of you - and give it my all for probably as long as thirty seconds, for the sake of you people. Yet you reject me.

Maybe this is what Jesus felt like.

I'm willing to vote for this on a poll, Fritz. Let's make this happen. Favre was always eager to grant requests via the Make-A-Wish foundation; you should get them in the loop.

[woodbuck27]

Look here, people, a couple of pages ago I offered myself up as the peace pipe (so to speak) to the Favre family. I said that I would be willing to have sex with Deanna as a representative of Packer fans generally and Packerrats specifically, with Brent's permission. The giving of permission, coupled with my coupling with Deanna (and the photo opp of Brent and me, in my old #4 jersey), would represent Brent reaching out to all Packer fans and asking forgiveness. Thus the wound would finally begin to heal, and soon we would all be drinking beers in dives across the land, fondly and sloppily remembering that great and brave Oakland game after Irv passed, or reminsicing about the time Favre got a concussion, then came back - without Shermy even knowing! - after being out only one play, and throwing a TD pass. Ah, good times, good times.

So someone here mentioned starting a petition to give to Favre on my behalf. But no. No action has been taken.

I can only conclude that perhaps I have been wrong in my condemnation of Brent's actions of the last several years. Maybe it's you people who are the problem. Maybe you don't want to forgive Brent at all. Maybe you're all wallowing in your bitterness, perhaps even becoming sexually excited as you revel in Brent's manipulating, dickpicking ways.

I must reconsider my position on this issue. I have offered myself, as a sacrificial lamb. I am willing to go into Deanna's bedroom - alone, with no support from any of you - and give it my all for probably as long as thirty seconds, for the sake of you people. Yet you reject me.

Maybe this is what Jesus felt like.

Ohh my GOD !! What is that stuff your smokin??

Whatever it is it must be banned for the sake of anything sensable.

Fritz reach out to Jesus at this moment. He awaits your plea. He understands your confusion.

[woodbuck27]

I, for one, appreciate your dedication to the greater good and the spirit of self-sacrifice displayed in your courageous offer to bed Mrs. Favre on the behalf of an ungrateful Packer Nation.

If you are Jesus in this matter, you may count me as one of your apostles, Paul perhaps? No, that doesn't work, someone more obscure. Simon, that's it, I'm Simon.

I will tread the wilderness on your behalf speaking to your misguided flock and try to show them the righteousness of your cause and the open their eyes to the light shed on the dark shadows of our souls by your coitus brevitus with Deanna.

Ohh boy your using that one:

'coitus brevitus' ... the most common complaint of ... ' Women RE: Men '.

Isn't Fritz more SPECIAL than that slight?



Ohh this thread just 681 posts >>> 10,000 posts.

Amazing !

[Fritz]

Ohh boy your using that one:

'coitus brevitus' ... the most common complaint of ... ' Women RE: Men '.

Isn't Fritz more SPECIAL than that slight?

Ohh this thread just 681 posts >>> 10,000 posts.

Amazing !

About five seconds more special, yes.

[woodbuck27]

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/article/20120620/ADV02/306200198/Q-Ron-Wolf

Q. You were the man responsible for bringing quarterback Brett Favre to the Packers. How do you feel about the way the two sides parted ways?

A. I’m not familiar with any schism, because I’m not around here. He retired, and I watched all of that from Florida. And then suddenly he came back, and I always felt that was a situation that no matter what happened the Packers would never be right. There wouldn’t be any way they could be right until that thing worked itself out. Now, fortunately for Ted Thompson, Aaron Rodgers has come in and just played lights out. And you know, Brett was one timeout from taking his team in Minnesota to the Super Bowl (in 2009). To me, Brett Favre and I are like connected at the hips. I feel strong loyalty to Brett Favre. When I got here, Don Huston was the greatest player ever to play for the Green Bay Packers. I think everybody will tell you now, the greatest player ever to play for the Packers is Brett Favre. That’s his legacy. Fr. LINK

Comment woodbuck27:

Ron Wolfe leaves himself wide open in this portion of his interview. Something like walking bare assed down 'Main Street... anywhere USA' and not expecting to get arrested.

GO PACKERS !

[Pugger]

Favre was one of the best players to don green and gold but he's still #3 behind Hutson - whom I consider #1 - and Starr.

[KYPack]

Favre was one of the best players to don green and gold but he's still #3 behind Hutson - whom I consider #1 - and Starr.

Pug for leader.

Don is still the greatest Packer of all. The guy altered the face of Pro Football.

[MadScientist]

Favre was one of the best players to don green and gold but he's still #3 behind Hutson - whom I consider #1 - and Starr.

Brett set all kinds of records as a Packer and deserves the honors for them, but Don did to receiving what Babe Ruth did to home runs. Utterly transforming the game, in ways that just can't be done anymore.

[Smeefers]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/brett-favre-likes-aaron-rodgers-loves-drew-brees-022729041--nfl.html;_ylt=AlYn5UmwBXnTrEtpSqyHH6NDubYF

Brett loves everyone. Including Aaron Rodgers.

[Gunakor]

He never said he loves Aaron Rodgers. He never even said he likes Aaron Rodgers. All he said was that he knew Aaron Rodgers had all the right tools to be an outstanding quarterback. The fact he speaks more favorably and at greater length about Tony fucking Romo says more than the mere lip service he paid to an undeniable fact about the guy who replaced him with great distinction as the signal caller for Green Bay.

"Look, that Tony Romo, that's ME 20 years ago!" "Hey, look at ME!" No difference. He's still full of himself.

[Pugger]

What else CAN he say about Rodgers without sounding like a jerk? He can't be all that thrilled that the guy who made him expendable in GB just might out-do what he did as far as championships are concerned. I do agree with him about Romo. Romo is another gunslinger who has problems performing in the post season.

[Zool]

What else CAN he say about Rodgers without sounding like a jerk? He can't be all that thrilled that the guy who made him expendable in GB just might out-do what he did as far as championships are concerned. I do agree with him about Romo. Romo is another gunslinger who has problems performing in the post season.

Tons of stats, fun guy to watch, needs a top notch D to get over the hump. Sounds a lot like Romo.

[Gunakor]

What else CAN he say about Rodgers without sounding like a jerk? He can't be all that thrilled that the guy who made him expendable in GB just might out-do what he did as far as championships are concerned.

If he's a Packer for life, as he said just before the Jets season started in that interview or whatever, he could try to be more thrilled that the guy who made him expendable in GB just might out-do what he did as far as championships are concerned. For starters. He wears no other team's colors anymore, so if he wants to be a Packer for life, it's time to start rooting for Aaron Rodgers. Sincerely.

[Fritz]

Don Hutson - #1 Packer of all time.

Bart Starr - #2.

Brent is more along the lines of Paul Hornung.