Just Do It
Your team, the team you built and drafted and PAID, deserves better than this. The players YOU drafted throttled the Eagles, but the inept coaching held them back. How could any staff fail to appreciate what you have done by stocking the offense with so many talented players eager to get the ball and show what they can do?
He would fix this. Him, his ego and his need to get all the media attention without treating anyone halfway decent. But he wanted out. He was tired, health problems and a recent divorce to heal. You are magnanimous and let him go. To save himself and find some peace. Then he turns up in Miami and takes some of the coaches and player personnel with him.
Doesn't matter. You are still here to draft and sign the checks. Al Davis (he's still alive behind those glasses right Jr.?, Stephen?) proved you don't need a great head coach. Just good coordinators. Even he approved of Jason Garrett, even if he wouldn't work with him. And tubby had been a great D coordinator in Schenectady or wherever he coached before.
He would have pushed Barber's buttons to make the little girl play on his owie toe. He would have called him a she, a Lion or a mincy little WR. He would have healed Pretty Boy's pinkie by threatening to take away the blonde twist.
You can't be expected to be everywhere all the time. You can make the money, build the stadium, make time for the ladies and chat with Berman, but you can't babysit the CB to be sure he doesn't throw a temper tantrum with the off duty police. You need a qualified coach who can keep these half wits in line. He could do it. Maybe the Colorado guy can. Then Tubby can go away and stop embarrassing everyone. The other guy looks like a rat, but at least he keeps his tan year round. He would round the offense into shape and teach little Jason how a man keeps the employees performing, not whining. Then you wouldn't have to do EVERYTHING.
And that would show HIM who was boss. You replaced the hairdo with the bootlegger and still won. You can replace the mean one with the tan one and win again. Even better, the tuna can didn't beat the Giants when it mattered, didn't go all the way. The tan has been there more recently. The tan has also beaten the hooded one in the junior conference. As long as we don't run into the Christian in the Super Bowl, we'll be fine with tan. And Christian is supposed to retire this year, to spend more time with the family. Little late, no? Wait, did I say that out loud? No?! Good. Everything is fine. Call the tan one and let tubby know by courier pigeon.
C'mon Jerry. You know you want to. Let Phillips go.
Shanahan To Dallas? via PFT
Your team, the team you built and drafted and PAID, deserves better than this. The players YOU drafted throttled the Eagles, but the inept coaching held them back. How could any staff fail to appreciate what you have done by stocking the offense with so many talented players eager to get the ball and show what they can do?
He would fix this. Him, his ego and his need to get all the media attention without treating anyone halfway decent. But he wanted out. He was tired, health problems and a recent divorce to heal. You are magnanimous and let him go. To save himself and find some peace. Then he turns up in Miami and takes some of the coaches and player personnel with him.
Doesn't matter. You are still here to draft and sign the checks. Al Davis (he's still alive behind those glasses right Jr.?, Stephen?) proved you don't need a great head coach. Just good coordinators. Even he approved of Jason Garrett, even if he wouldn't work with him. And tubby had been a great D coordinator in Schenectady or wherever he coached before.
He would have pushed Barber's buttons to make the little girl play on his owie toe. He would have called him a she, a Lion or a mincy little WR. He would have healed Pretty Boy's pinkie by threatening to take away the blonde twist.
You can't be expected to be everywhere all the time. You can make the money, build the stadium, make time for the ladies and chat with Berman, but you can't babysit the CB to be sure he doesn't throw a temper tantrum with the off duty police. You need a qualified coach who can keep these half wits in line. He could do it. Maybe the Colorado guy can. Then Tubby can go away and stop embarrassing everyone. The other guy looks like a rat, but at least he keeps his tan year round. He would round the offense into shape and teach little Jason how a man keeps the employees performing, not whining. Then you wouldn't have to do EVERYTHING.
And that would show HIM who was boss. You replaced the hairdo with the bootlegger and still won. You can replace the mean one with the tan one and win again. Even better, the tuna can didn't beat the Giants when it mattered, didn't go all the way. The tan has been there more recently. The tan has also beaten the hooded one in the junior conference. As long as we don't run into the Christian in the Super Bowl, we'll be fine with tan. And Christian is supposed to retire this year, to spend more time with the family. Little late, no? Wait, did I say that out loud? No?! Good. Everything is fine. Call the tan one and let tubby know by courier pigeon.
C'mon Jerry. You know you want to. Let Phillips go.
Shanahan To Dallas? via PFT


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