Bear Fan Comedy - An Unbiased Review Of Jay Cutler

[Fritz]

I love that he is not LeBron strong, fake strong with visibly pumped pecs and biceps, but Carmelo Anthony strong. Which looks flubby but is strong like a house.

That has to be a Packer or Bronco fan that posted this.

Can't say I exactlu understand "strong like a house".

The poster claims to be a huge Elway and Cutler freak. Guy's gotta be 45 or so. Should somebody that age gush stupid stuff like that?

No.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Satire is wasted on you guys.

[BEARMAN]

Folks, I would be more concerned about your unhappy Kampman ? What, he don't like the 3-4 so he dosent want to play any more ? Grow up and be a man !
Before you know it, you all will be blaming the switch to the 3-4 as the reason that your cheese heads are doing so poorly !
You bottom dwellers are your own worse enemy !
Da BEARS own the NFCN !

[cpk1994]

Folks, I would be more concerned about your unhappy Kampman ? What, he don't like the 3-4 so he dosent want to play any more ? Grow up and be a man !
Before you know it, you all will be blaming the switch to the 3-4 as the reason that your cheese heads are doing so poorly !
You bottom dwellers are your own worse enemy !
Da BEARS own the NFCN !

Alright, who let the troll out of his cage?

[pbmax]

Folks, I would be more concerned about your unhappy Kampman ? What, he don't like the 3-4 so he dosent want to play any more ? Grow up and be a man !
Before you know it, you all will be blaming the switch to the 3-4 as the reason that your cheese heads are doing so poorly !
You bottom dwellers are your own worse enemy !
Da BEARS own the NFCN !

BEARMAN! You coach's mentor (Dungy) today confessed that the reason Cutler was brought in by Lovie was to combat the Packer CBs! How concerned are you that you need to trade an entire draft worth of picks and the Neckbeard to beat a 22nd ranked D?

If Capers improves the rest of the Packer D, who will you trade for then?

[PlantPage55]

Man, I should print this stuff out. It'd be GREAT reading for when I'm in the shitter.

[Dabaddestbear]

Folks, I would be more concerned about your unhappy Kampman ? What, he don't like the 3-4 so he dosent want to play any more ? Grow up and be a man !
Before you know it, you all will be blaming the switch to the 3-4 as the reason that your cheese heads are doing so poorly !
You bottom dwellers are your own worse enemy !
Da BEARS own the NFCN !

BEARMAN! You coach's mentor (Dungy) today confessed that the reason Cutler was brought in by Lovie was to combat the Packer CBs! How concerned are you that you need to trade an entire draft worth of picks and the Neckbeard to beat a 22nd ranked D?

If Capers improves the rest of the Packer D, who will you trade for then?

Um, when did 3 picks over 3 years become an entire draft? What draft do you tune in to each year? And Even with old Neckbeard, the Bears was able to still get a win against the Pack last year. I just predict some real bad things for the Packers against the Bears this upcoming season.

[Fritz]

Satire is wasted on you guys.

I don't think it's satire, Ty. I think it's a real Bears fan, just like Bearman.

[hoosier]

The neckbeard. I like it. Wish I'd heard it before he got traded to a team I don't care about enough to hate.

[Scott Campbell]

Folks, I would be more concerned about your unhappy Kampman ? What, he don't like the 3-4 so he dosent want to play any more ? Grow up and be a man !
Before you know it, you all will be blaming the switch to the 3-4 as the reason that your cheese heads are doing so poorly !
You bottom dwellers are your own worse enemy !
Da BEARS own the NFCN !

I KNEW you wouldn't be able to lay off this thread. It's like catnip for Bear fans.

[Gunakor]

Folks, I would be more concerned about your unhappy Kampman ? What, he don't like the 3-4 so he dosent want to play any more ? Grow up and be a man !
Before you know it, you all will be blaming the switch to the 3-4 as the reason that your cheese heads are doing so poorly !
You bottom dwellers are your own worse enemy !
Da BEARS own the NFCN !

Who says Kampman's unhappy?

[Scott Campbell]

I just predict some real bad things for the Packers against the Bears this upcoming season.

Shocking.

[Fritz]

Folks, I would be more concerned about your unhappy Kampman ? What, he don't like the 3-4 so he dosent want to play any more ? Grow up and be a man !
Before you know it, you all will be blaming the switch to the 3-4 as the reason that your cheese heads are doing so poorly !
You bottom dwellers are your own worse enemy !
Da BEARS own the NFCN !

I KNEW you wouldn't be able to lay off this thread. It's like catnip for Bear fans.

Ah, but can he lay off the icons? Bearman seems to like using them, that little , to make sure we know when he has an or thinks Cutler's or when he's . I he should be

[KYPack]

Satire is wasted on you guys.

Don't think so, Ty. The Bear fan that posted wasn't writing finely crafted satire. He was gushing like teenager on his first date or something.

I really wanted to discuss Cutler further. This guy might not make it. Jeff George, Ryan Leaf and Jim Druckenmiller had strong arms, too. There is a lot more to be a winning QB than having a gun for an arm. Cutler can sling it, but there is something missing with this guy.

-He has a very deliberate delivery that allows the defense to get a jump on some of his passes.

-Cutler threw some terrible interceptions last year in his final games. Denver was 8-4 and everyone (including me) assumed they had the AFC West locked up. In the last six games of the 2008 season, he had only seven touchdowns and threw seven interceptions.

He has a punk ass attitude. He hollers like hell when one of his receivers dropped a pass. But when a drive stalls (from one of his wild tosses), he acts like he could give a shit less.

He may make it, but he is no sure fire winning QB, I'll say that much.

[Fritz]

Satire is wasted on you guys.

Don't think so, Ty. The Bear fan that posted wasn't writing finely crafted satire. He was gushing like teenager on his first date or something.

I really wanted to discuss Cutler further. This guy might not make it. Jeff George, Ryan Leaf and Jim Druckenmiller had strong arms, too. There is a lot more to be a winning QB than having a gun for an arm. Cutler can sling it, but there is something missing with this guy.

-He has a very deliberate delivery that allows the defense to get a jump on some of his passes.

-Cutler threw some terrible interceptions last year in his final games. Denver was 8-4 and everyone (including me) assumed they had the AFC West locked up. In the last six games of the 2008 season, he had only seven touchdowns and threw seven interceptions.

He has a punk ass attitude. He hollers like hell when one of his receivers dropped a pass. But when a drive stalls (from one of his wild tosses), he acts like he could give a shit less.

He may make it, but he is no sure fire winning QB, I'll say that much.

Are you baiting the Bear, man?