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    "The Iraqis are using Brett Favre to taunt American soldiers. Goddddddammit.

    According to a military official, detainees at a Wisconsin National Guard camp in Iraq are using Brett Favre as a manner of getting at the guard troops there.

    “They know Favre by name,” said First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen, who is from New Richmond, Wis.

    “One of the big words they know now is shenanigan. They’ll constantly talk about ‘Favre shenanigans,’ ‘He’s so good for the Vikings,’ and ‘The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.’ “

    You’re taunting Wisconsinites about Brett Favre? Break out the waterboard and the punishment boxes. Geneva ain’t gonna save you now. Where’s Lynndie England when we really need her?"
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

  • #2
    Apparently the terrorists aren't familiar with Favre's shoe-bomber like late season effectiveness these past few years.

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    • #3
      More Viking fans.

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      • #4
        Just because you neo-cons chased everyone outta the fyi room doesn't mean you can post this shit in the football section.
        A thread with Favre and a politically charged subject on a Packers board
        Baah

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        • #5
          So which one is going to be the thread about this you soggy saltines?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MadtownPacker
            So which one is going to be the thread about this you soggy saltines?
            "soggy saltines"......damn...it's getting nasty in here.
            C.H.U.D.

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            • #7
              Word out of Iraq is that the WI national guard is torturing the Iraqis with tapes of Favre's last decade of playoff meltdowns.
              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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              • #8
                Originally posted by mraynrand
                Word out of Iraq is that the WI national guard is torturing the Iraqis with tapes of Favre's last decade of playoff meltdowns.

                Hope they aren't destroying this year's masterpieces.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Rastak
                  Originally posted by mraynrand
                  Word out of Iraq is that the WI national guard is torturing the Iraqis with tapes of Favre's last decade of playoff meltdowns.

                  Hope they aren't destroying this year's masterpieces.
                  The season is only half over. The Favre swoon is yet to come.

                  Brrrrrrr......I'm COLD!!!!

                  "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                  • #10
                    [quote="mraynrand"]
                    Originally posted by Rastak
                    Originally posted by mraynrand
                    Word out of Iraq is that the WI national guard is torturing the Iraqis with tapes of Favre's last decade of playoff meltdowns.

                    Hope they aren't destroying this year's masterpieces.
                    The season is only half over. The Favre swoon is yet to come.

                    Brrrrrrr......I'm COLD!!!!


                    a) It's more than half over.
                    b) It's likely 70 in every playoff game.

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                    • #11
                      Start showing those neo-Favre lovers this picture.....Amnesty International should really be pulled into the situation if this happens.

                      After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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                      • #12
                        [quote="Rastak"]
                        Originally posted by mraynrand
                        Originally posted by Rastak
                        Originally posted by mraynrand
                        Word out of Iraq is that the WI national guard is torturing the Iraqis with tapes of Favre's last decade of playoff meltdowns.

                        Hope they aren't destroying this year's masterpieces.
                        The season is only half over. The Favre swoon is yet to come.

                        Brrrrrrr......I'm COLD!!!!


                        a) It's more than half over.
                        b) It's likely 70 in every playoff game.
                        a) yes 7 is less than 8 by one
                        b) Favre lost a lot of warm weather playoff games too. Three in Dallas, One in St. Louis, one in San Diego, one in San Fran (he lost the game away before T.O. bailed him out with a dropped pass).
                        c) Some defense is going to figure out that there is a frail 40 year-old behind center in MN and pound the shit out of that old corpse before the year is out. Hopefully it will be the Packers in the Divisional round.
                        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                        • #13
                          [quote="mraynrand"]
                          Originally posted by Rastak
                          Originally posted by mraynrand
                          Originally posted by Rastak
                          Originally posted by mraynrand
                          Word out of Iraq is that the WI national guard is torturing the Iraqis with tapes of Favre's last decade of playoff meltdowns.

                          Hope they aren't destroying this year's masterpieces.
                          The season is only half over. The Favre swoon is yet to come.

                          Brrrrrrr......I'm COLD!!!!


                          a) It's more than half over.
                          b) It's likely 70 in every playoff game.

                          a) yes 7 is less than 8 by one
                          b) Favre lost a lot of warm weather playoff games too. Three in Dallas, One in St. Louis, one in San Diego, one in San Fran (he lost the game away before T.O. bailed him out with a dropped pass).
                          c) Some defense is going to figure out that there is a frail 40 year-old behind center in MN and pound the shit out of that old corpse before the year is out. Hopefully it will be the Packers in the Divisional round.

                          Keep hoping.


                          edit:

                          To be honest, if teams are just now figuring out that the dude is 40 and they should pound his ass then they are all morons.

                          Give it some thought.

                          Think about it.

                          Do you think you are the first guy to come up with that idea?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by HowardRoark
                            Start showing those neo-Favre lovers this picture.....Amnesty International should really be pulled into the situation if this happens.

                            What are those Green lineman doing in that picture? Isn't it quite mean to get in the way of all those nice gentleman in the White, Blue and Red?
                            Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                            • #15
                              [quote="Rastak"]
                              Originally posted by mraynrand
                              Originally posted by Rastak
                              Originally posted by mraynrand
                              Originally posted by Rastak
                              Originally posted by mraynrand
                              Word out of Iraq is that the WI national guard is torturing the Iraqis with tapes of Favre's last decade of playoff meltdowns.

                              Hope they aren't destroying this year's masterpieces.
                              The season is only half over. The Favre swoon is yet to come.

                              Brrrrrrr......I'm COLD!!!!


                              a) It's more than half over.
                              b) It's likely 70 in every playoff game.

                              a) yes 7 is less than 8 by one
                              b) Favre lost a lot of warm weather playoff games too. Three in Dallas, One in St. Louis, one in San Diego, one in San Fran (he lost the game away before T.O. bailed him out with a dropped pass).
                              c) Some defense is going to figure out that there is a frail 40 year-old behind center in MN and pound the shit out of that old corpse before the year is out. Hopefully it will be the Packers in the Divisional round.

                              Keep hoping.
                              Will do.
                              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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