James Jones is a cow vagina. We don't need to on the sideline.
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We all promise not to be confused when you post, "Well, well...for once CV catches a ball that drops right into his f*cking hands."Originally posted by SkinBasket View PostNice spelling asshole. I'm almost as retarded as Cow Vagina Jones.[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.
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James Jones is a fucking HERO!!!!!
Looks like you sad sacks were right. The fucker can't catch a ball he isn't facing, but sure as shit he can look like Jerry fucking Rice with more junk in the trunk when he's turned the right direction.
And he did catch that one over the shoulder that had been blown dead for neutral zone infraction. Maybe a little confidence will allow him to catch balls he isn't facing soon. Imagine him grabbing balls in every direction. He'd look like Ricky Martin at a troubled boys camp.
Here's to James Jones being a ball grabbin freak for the next two games then being signed by a team who wants to try him as a #2."You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
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He is an animal facing the ball. Go back to his San Jose clips and that guy was a friggin animal going up for the jump balls there too. Those slants he's dropped and that deep bomb. . . It's maddening. He has #1 talent with a #4 hands. I'm still holding out hope.Formerly known as JustinHarrell.
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Originally posted by pbmax View PostDoes anyone have the sense that most of Jones' problems are with throws/routes where the ball in headed in the same direction he is? If he is turned around and facing the throw (the TD catch) he seems to do fine. But over the shoulder or in front of him seem to give him fits unlike Jennings or Driver.I wonder if it's vision rather than hands. I wonder if he wears contacts and would be better off with lasik surgery.Originally posted by JustinHarrell View PostHe is an animal facing the ball. Go back to his San Jose clips and that guy was a friggin animal going up for the jump balls there too. Those slants he's dropped and that deep bomb. . . It's maddening. He has #1 talent with a #4 hands. I'm still holding out hope.I can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen
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The answer for Jones is simple in my mind. He's like Corey Hart or a crazy girlfriend, the worse you treat him the better he is. Eat shit James Jones you greasy-handed asshole.70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.
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