Manti Teo's Dead Girlfriend is a hoax

[pbmax]

You think they can bust the kid for wanting to fuck his fake girlfriend after she was dead?

Some kind of phantom necrophelia?

I'm kinda hoping they get Ronnie for tax evasion by claiming the fake girl as a dependent.

[MJZiggy]

Dear Mr. PBMax,

I write to you out of desperation since I am a wealthy Swedish prince, the great, great, not-so-great grandson of King Olaf the Flatulent. My family fortune is considerable, but due to political conditions, muddy roads, and a lack of good help I am unable to move this fortune out of Sweden without assistance. If you could provide me with your bank account number and four rolls of Charmin bathroom tissue I will wire my fortune directly to your account so that I may continue my life of prosperity in the United States somewhere new. Like Cleveland maybe. For this I will give you one hundred kronor and a nice wheel of Havarti cheese.

So that you know that this deal is true I will now tell you that this is deal is really true. Really.

Okay, not really. But if I could get the Charmin by next Tuesday that would be great.

Makes me want to open an account, keep $6 in it and make friends with some rich Nigerians.

[MadtownPacker]

Confine the political stuff to FYI, please

Thanks for helping do the right thing.

[MadtownPacker]

I'd appreciate it if you'd keep the political commentary in FYI. Thanks.

You are likely going to be our next mod but this was not a politically comment.

[SkinBasket]

Dr. Phil McGraw says Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, who masterminded the dead girlfriend hoax involving Manti Te'o, told him the Notre Dame linebacker was not involved in the scheme and that he ended up falling "deeply, romantically" in love with the football player.

Told you all these island guys are gay as sunflowers. Falafflers.

[rbaloha1]

Told you all these island guys are gay as sunflowers. Falafflers.

Just like your nascar drivers.

[KYPack]

He isn't gay, but his boyfriend is?

T'eo's representation needs to let this thing die down before the draft,

[rbaloha1]

He isn't gay, but his boyfriend is?

T'eo's representation needs to let this thing die down before the draft,

Yup. RT has mental health issues that need to be resolved in private therapy not on national tv. Tremendous embarrassment to the famalies.

[mraynrand]

Yup. RT has normal range of behaviour issues that need to be resolved in private consultation not on national tv. Tremendous embarrassment to the famalies.

FIFY, courtesy of the American Psychiatric Association

[Joemailman]

He isn't gay, but his boyfriend is?

T'eo's representation needs to let this thing die down before the draft,

Yep. People who want to think he's gay will think that no matter what he says at this point. Being thought gay won't hurt his draft status. But if teams think he's going to be the subject of an ongoing soap opera, well that might.

[rbaloha1]

FIFY, courtesy of the American Psychiatric Association

An elaborate hoax with this amount of manipulation, attention seeking behaviors, etc. is not the normal range of behaviors.

Needs to be diagnosed and treated with maybe a combination of therapy and medicine.

Your normal range of behaviors is scary.

[denverYooper]

Yep. People who want to think he's gay will think that no matter what he says at this point. Being thought gay won't hurt his draft status. But if teams think he's going to be the subject of an ongoing soap opera, well that might.

Maybe the 49ers will draft him.

[Bossman641]

Maybe the 49ers will draft him.

Not if Chris Culliver has anything to say about it.

[Freak Out]

So....is this guy a great LB? A good LB?

[Guiness]

So....is this guy a great LB? A good LB?

He's a linebacker? Oh, right...I heard something about that.