The Barney Fuckdoggle Award

[swede]

I would call it a Doggfuckle, which is a reverse Fuckdoggle. Cue John Madden. It's when a guy who used to be okay gets cut and then--BOOM--he comes back and bites you in the ass.

Repped for contributing to the Fuckdoggling and making me laugh. Perhaps, given the prodigal son nature of the Doggfuckle Award, the customary awarding of the honor should go something like, "James Jones! Where have you been you damned Doggfuckle?"

It could easily be a verb, as we got Doggfuckled by Jeremy Ross after he went to Detroit.

[Cheesehead Craig]

I think mraynrand gets the Fuckdoggle award for the week for posters with finding this.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Alonzo Harris is well positioned for a Fuckdoggle opportunity, but probably not this week. Lacy is going to play hurt, just like he did the last time he had bad ankle. But 3rd string running backs always seem to get their moment.

Montgomery is not playing like a rookie. Unfortunately, I picked him to be the breakout star WR for the packers this season. An endorsement that prestigious raises expectations, drains the fuckdoggle away.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I think he's a Tweener.

Tech Support and OLB.

That sounds like Zool. He's got the junkyard dog temperament for both jobs.

I feel a Jim Croce song coming on.

(PS. I once knew some 11-year-old kids who formed a sarcastic Jim Croce fan club back in the early 80s. A brother and sister who I lived with as a border. Great kids. "Croce rules!" spray-painted all around town. CDs and misc paraphernalia for new members. )

[George Cumby]

I think mraynrand gets the Fuckdoggle award for the week for posters with finding this.

Pugger found it first.

[smuggler]

No Fuckdoggling in a loss. I agree it ahoulx be kept exclusive as possible.

That said, James Jones iIS the week 1 FUCKDOGGLER on accout of how unwanted ue was in/after camp.

[mraynrand]

2015 Barney Fuckdoggle Award Winners:

Week 1: James Jones
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott

[Pugger]

Looking at your list pb, I gotta say it goes to JJ. Cut by two teams this season, moves from the Giants roster to the Packers at final cutdown and catches 2 TD passes 7 days later? Ya, that's a Fuckdoggle extraordinaire!

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[Pugger]

Pugger found it first.

[Fritz]

2015 Barney Fuckdoggle Award Winners:

Week 1: James Jones
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott

Wait, how is this different than the Bruce Wilkerson Award? Besides sounding a lot better, I mean.

I want to get a Packer jersey with "Fuckdoggle" on the back.

[pbmax]

The Bruce Wilkerson Award is annual and has no limits on who is eligible, except that the original plan for the season cannot have depended on him to deliver a good performance. Scrub or not, doesn't matter.

Andre Rison, for instance, is entirely eligible.

[pbmax]

No Fuckdoggling in a loss. I agree it ahoulx be kept exclusive as possible.

That said, James Jones iIS the week 1 FUCKDOGGLER on accout of how unwanted ue was in/after camp.

We should discuss this. If, despite Elliot's two huge plays, he had played well in a loss, wouldn't he have deserved the award? Its not his fault if a DB loses Graham on a long TD play.

I think the Fuckdoggle is most notable for being a scrub who on any other team would immediately derail the entire effort. In other words, he would Marshmellow it.

[KYPack]

The Bruce Wilkerson Award is annual and has no limits on who is eligible, except that the original plan for the season cannot have depended on him to deliver a good performance. Scrub or not, doesn't matter.

Andre Rison, for instance, is entirely eligible.

Big Howard Green gets the Bruce Wilkerson Award for 2010. At mid-season, we had a fat guy shortage. Not enuff troops for the goal line and short yardage units. The week before we played the Jets, Rex Ryan stupidly cut Green and we snapped him up. He went right in on all the big ass units and played really well. (we shut out the Jets 9-0. BTW)

In the SB, Howard hit Big Ben in the arm while he was passing. Nick Collins picked the pass and we went up 14-0. Howard earned him a Super Bowl ring and a Bruce Wilkerson Award that season, I'll tell ya.

[mraynrand]

The Bruce Wilkerson Award is annual and has no limits on who is eligible, except that the original plan for the season cannot have depended on him to deliver a good performance. Scrub or not, doesn't matter.

Andre Rison, for instance, is entirely eligible.

BW is typically for a scrapheap guy. Fuckdoggle seems more general - the original post made it clear it included everyone, particularly for lower round rookies and FA depth that only the Packers seem to find. Sam Shields is a Fuckdoggle.

[mraynrand]

We should discuss this. If, despite Elliot's two huge plays, he had played well in a loss, wouldn't he have deserved the award? Its not his fault if a DB loses Graham on a long TD play.

I think the Fuckdoggle is most notable for being a scrub who on any other team would immediately derail the entire effort. In other words, he would Marshmellow it.

I AGREE - only wins