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Originally posted by mraynrand
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Boo. Barclay might have been a candidate two years ago. In 2015, he is a past starter still recovering from injury that (arguably) performed better than expected in week 3. -
From the beginning, there was a battle for the soul of Barney Fuckdoggle's eponymous award. Some wanted to celebrate his spirit every week. Others wanted reserve the award for the truly unknown players who suddenly appear in Football Blogs across the nation. Those that roused the ire of Vikings fans everywhere, who had run out of ex-Packers to sign.
It was a dark and bitter portage after an auspicious send-off.Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.Comment
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This brings up an interesting question regarding the process and procedures by which the prestigious Barney Fuckdoggle Award is bestowed. Does MrAynRant have supreme executive authority as the OP? Does Pugger have veto power as she unearthed Barney Fuckdoggle in the first place? Is it a democratic process requiring a vote? Should there be a Fuckdoggle Committee that decides who receives the Fuckdoggle? If so, who is chosen to be on the Barney Fuckdoggle Award Determination Committee? How many should be on the committee? What is required for quorum?
Perhaps there should be no Barney Fuckdoggle Award if there is no clear consensus. Many questions, lady and gentlemen, many questions indeed.Comment
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This may be the most important forum thread ever in the history of the universe. Let's not fuck it up.Comment
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Boo! Hiss!Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
Corrected 2015 Barney Fuckdoggle Award Winners:
Week 1: Nate Palmer
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
Week 3: Joe ThomasNo longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity.Comment
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Most importantly, what does the award look like, and can we send it to the winners without getting a restraining order in return?Originally posted by George Cumby View PostNo longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity.Comment
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I move that the Barney Fuckdoggle trophy be permanently covered with a paper sack ala the unknown comic.
Do I have a second?One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
John Maxymuk, Packers By The NumbersComment
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Rand has claimed supreme executive power (without a mandate from the masses). I think we are stuck with that for now. Open resistance in the form of expressions of hatred and disrespect for the decision maker is still on the table.Originally posted by George Cumby View PostComment
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John Facenda narrated this in my head. It was moving.Originally posted by pbmax View Post[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.Comment
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I enjoyed listening to the narration in your head. Thank you.Originally posted by swede View PostComment
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Are you suggesting that we are being oppressed and that revolution is in order?Originally posted by sharpe1027 View PostComment
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No, that might require taking on some responsibility on my part. Too risky.Originally posted by George Cumby View PostComment
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ah. So as long as you are comfortable and satisfied you won't take action to right the wrongs inherent in the system?Comment
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[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.Comment
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I gladly acquiesce to the violence that is inherent in the system.Originally posted by George Cumby View PostComment
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