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  • i thought the winner this week was gonna be james shields?

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    • Originally posted by red View Post
      i thought the winner this week was gonna be james shields?
      The James Shields Award should go to the player whose name was mangled most indecently during the television broadcast. Max McGee once referred to Natrone Means as Neutron Means, and spent quite a few on-air moments marveling at a name Mr. Means' mother never gave him.

      What was I saying?
      [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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      • Rollins, by virtue of being a second round pick is immediately ineligible. Collinsworth would know his name.

        Elliot is rapidly playing himself out of Fuckdoggle eligibility.

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        • Originally posted by swede View Post
          The James Shields Award should go to the player whose name was mangled most indecently during the television broadcast. Max McGee once referred to Natrone Means as Neutron Means, and spent quite a few on-air moments marveling at a name Mr. Means' mother never gave him.

          What was I saying?
          Natrone Means name backwards is Enortan Snaem.
          Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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          • Originally posted by swede View Post
            The James Shields Award should go to the player whose name was mangled most indecently during the television broadcast. Max McGee once referred to Natrone Means as Neutron Means, and spent quite a few on-air moments marveling at a name Mr. Means' mother never gave him.

            What was I saying?
            LOL Max McGee was the original Barney Fuckdoggle.

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            • Originally posted by pbmax View Post
              Natrone Means name backwards is Enortan Snaem.
              And according to Harry Carey you should put in the lefty to force him to the right side of the plate where he hits .100 points higher because we need a double play and it makes him take an extra step and a half to first base. (absolutely correct incidentally and I nearly fell out of my chair when Harry said it.)
              The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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              • I mean, if mangled name is the requirement for the James Shields awards, wouldn't Bryan Beluga win every week?

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                • Originally posted by smuggler View Post
                  I mean, if mangled name is the requirement for the James Shields awards, wouldn't Bryan Beluga win every week?
                  Devonteh Adamz.

                  On a serious note, how big has Nate Palmer stepped up? Considering Barrington and Ryan are both hurt and the D has played this well, you have to be impressed.

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                  • Future Fuckdoggle Award Winner

                    Tom Silverstein ‏@TomSilverstein 4h4 hours ago
                    TE Mitchell Henry cleared waivers after release from #Broncos. Got to think #Packers will add him to their practice squad. They liked him.
                    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                    • Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                      Future Fuckdoggle Award Winner

                      Tom Silverstein ‏@TomSilverstein 4h4 hours ago
                      TE Mitchell Henry cleared waivers after release from #Broncos. Got to think #Packers will add him to their practice squad. They liked him.
                      The Packers promoted Perillo shortly after the Denver Broncos announced they had released tight end Mitchell Henry, who was in training camp with the Packers and claimed on waivers after being released on the final cutdown. The Packers seemed higher on Henry than they did Perillo, but may have made the move before knowing Henry was going to be released.


                      I remember reading somewhere else that packers preferred Henry, but Denver snatched him first.
                      Is it possible that Denver waited until Perillo was promoted to release Henry just to fuck with Ted? Now it is awkward to get Henry on active roster before the Broncos game.

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                      • Guys may lose eligibility quickly, but earning the Fuckdoggle is forever. There are few higher honors for an unheralded Packer player than infusing Viking and Bear fans with uncontrolled jealousy.

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                        • Janis: 2 catches for 79 yards and great blocking on Starks' TD run.
                          I can't run no more
                          With that lawless crowd
                          While the killers in high places
                          Say their prayers out loud
                          But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                          A thundercloud
                          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                          • wins the buttfucker one week and the fuckdongle the next?

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                            • Originally posted by red View Post
                              wins the buttfucker one week and the fuckdongle the next?
                              It's a testament to the triumph of the human spirit.
                              I can't run no more
                              With that lawless crowd
                              While the killers in high places
                              Say their prayers out loud
                              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                              A thundercloud
                              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                              • And those are really just two sides of the same coin.

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