The Official Barney Fuckdoggle Award Thread

[red]

we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel if we're gonna give it to a guy who had 5 carries for 22 yards or whatever it was

[ThunderDan]

we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel if we're gonna give it to a guy who had 5 carries for 22 yards or whatever it was

I think we tried to give it to Janis for not making a catch.

[George Cumby]

Let us not get caught up in the euphoria of a dramatic win.

Just because it's a W doesn't mean the BFD must be awarded.

If the criteria of an opposing fan saying "who the fuck is this FuckDoggle guy" isn't met, then the award isn't merited.

Fritz is uniquely qualified in this instance to make comment and I will defer to his boots on the ground perspective as should all right thinking Rats.

[ThunderDan]

I think it should be Jake Ryan.

He had 10 tackles to lead the D and recovered the Peppers strip sack.

[mraynrand]

Let us not get caught up in the euphoria of a dramatic win.

Just because it's a W doesn't mean the BFD must be awarded.

If the criteria of an opposing fan saying "who the fuck is this FuckDoggle guy" isn't met, then the award isn't merited.

Fritz is uniquely qualified in this instance to make comment and I will defer to his boots on the ground perspective as should all right thinking Rats.

Sorry, I am not right-thinking.

[George Cumby]

Tell us something we don't know.

[mraynrand]

Tell us something we don't know.

I've been to 4 Selena Gomez concerts

[George Cumby]

[Freak Out]

I think it should be Jake Ryan.

He had 10 tackles to lead the D and recovered the Peppers strip sack.

Well...didn't he total fuck up and leave Ebron uncovered for the TD? He can win both awards this week.

[beveaux1]

Crockett energized the offense when they had absolutely no life in the entire first half. He was an undrafted free agent who was one day removed from the practice squad. He had more yards on the ground than our top two running backs. Isn't he the definition of a FuckDoggle?

[Patler]

Sure, give it to the pretty boy that gets to carry the football.
Forget the fact that he was able to nap in the first half, and probably didn't play enough to warrant washing his uniform.

Just ignore the anonymous undrafted slug who got his first NFL start ever, played every snap on offense because of injuries to two starters, and played well enough to keep Rodgers alive and in the game to make his 70 yard throw. Just ignore the fact that it was he and his anonymous friends who opened the holes for pretty boy to run through, and probably for Lacy and Starks, too, if they had only looked for them.

[Smidgeon]

I sure hope we hear what got Lacy in the doghouse this week. Did he punch a coach? Down 4 turkeys thanksgiving night? Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm starting to wonder if Lacy is in the presumed Adams' category of not preparing enough. Or if he was one of the main culprits instead of Adams.

[Maxie the Taxi]

Chiefs at Packers: The Packers have a knack for having unheralded players step up and play well when it matters most and it is fucking INFURIATING. I would like the loss of a star player to crush them. But NO… no, they always have some asshole behind him ready to go because they’re committed to internal player development because they’re so goddamn PERFECT. Bah! I want scrubs to be SCRUBS. I want to be able to laugh at a rival team for having to put Barney Fuckdoggle in at corner or whatever. It’s a real let-down when Barney turns into a hidden gem, and Collinsworth is like, “You know, Al. I think I really LIKE this Fuckdoggle guy!” That never happens with my team. With my team, the shitty players are shitty.

Like I said earlier, I don't give a Fuckdoggle: Rand does. But if we go back to the source I think the decision is clear: John Crockett. He is everything that is in bold print above except the last, the Collinsworth "dagger" if you will.

Well, I humbly submit that I heard that dagger comment, admittedly not from Collinsworth, but from the next best thing: Phil Simms. I distinctly remember during the telecast that Simms said: "You know, Jim. I think I really LIKE this Crockett guy!”

Of course, anyone who really gives a Fuckdoggle can go back and check the video tape, but I swear I heard it. Scout's honor.

[mraynrand]

Sure, give it to the pretty boy that gets to carry the football.
Forget the fact that he was able to nap in the first half, and probably didn't play enough to warrant washing his uniform.

Just ignore the anonymous undrafted slug who got his first NFL start ever, played every snap on offense because of injuries to two starters, and played well enough to keep Rodgers alive and in the game to make his 70 yard throw. Just ignore the fact that it was he and his anonymous friends who opened the holes for pretty boy to run through, and probably for Lacy and Starks, too, if they had only looked for them.

Ya know, that Lane Taylor guy is deserving of something. He played OK. Sure the run game was garbage, but maybe that was Lacy. Something makes me not want to give him the FD. Maybe it is that he didn't want to talk to me about the tight ends, possibly because he thought I mistook him for a TE, which I may have actually done. Anywho, I'll go back in the broadcast, and if Phil Sims or Jim Nancyboy said something to the effect of "I really like this Barney Fuckdoggle guy here" about Croc, then he gets the FD.

[Maxie the Taxi]

POINT OF ORDER:
Did anyone else here see Crockett give Arod a friendly pat on the helmet when the play was over? I think Crockett took the handoff wrong from Arod or something. After he gained 5 yards or so he came back to Arod and sort of smacked the top of Arod's helmet as if to say: "Don't worry, Bro. No harm no foul." I laughed out loud when he did it. Anal Arod was probably about to scold him. LOL

Crockett should get the Fuckdoggle for that move alone! LOL