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The Official Barney Fuckdoggle Award Thread
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Just to be clear, Rand, did you want that sum we agreed on in two large bills or a bunch of tens?One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers
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You lack the polish, style and grace of your predecessor. Time to up your game, tyrant.Originally posted by mraynrand View PostI can guarantee you no Viking fans even remember Tretter being in the game. Back up center guys. I can understand Patler having a hard on for the center (a la Scott Wells) but the rest of you have no excuse.
Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.
Anyway, too bad. Suck on it, the decision is final. It's good to be king.
Do we need the torches and pitchforks?
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"Is Jordy Janis going to play?"Originally posted by mraynrand View PostI can guarantee you no Viking fans even remember Tretter being in the game. Back up center guys. I can understand Patler having a hard on for the center (a la Scott Wells) but the rest of you have no excuse.
Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.
Anyway, too bad. Suck on it, the decision is final. It's good to be king.
- my trolling viking fan friend last week70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.
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Really? Nate Palmer was the official week 1 Fuckdoggle? James Jones came off the street after being cut twice in less than a year and fuckdoggled the shit outta Da Bears! Screw this, the fuckdoggle is officially a farce!Originally posted by pbmax View PostWeek 1: Nate Palmer
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
Week 3: Joe Thomas
Week 4: Open
Week 5: Josh Walker
Week 6: Jeff Janis
Week 7: Bye Week
Week 8: Open
Week 9: Open
Week 10: Open
Week 11: Jeff Janis
I can see the season recap on NFL Films. It was a dark three week October stretch for the Green Bay Fuckdoggles. It was a dark 3 week stretch for the Green Bay franchise as well.
This just in: Packers 6-0 in weeks they have a fuckdoggle.The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi
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Some endnotes:
1 Jones was ruled ineligible due to his previous accomplishments.
2 Past fuckdoggle performance does not guarantee future results
3 Packer losses generally obviate the awarding of a fuckdoggle as the opposing fan doesn't careBud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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As someone commented earlier, this is the very essence of the Fuckdoggle!Originally posted by Patler View PostHe turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers
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Wait, you're bitching about week 1 nearly 3 months later?Originally posted by bobblehead View PostReally? Nate Palmer was the official week 1 Fuckdoggle? James Jones came off the street after being cut twice in less than a year and fuckdoggled the shit outta Da Bears! Screw this, the fuckdoggle is officially a farce!All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!
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With all due respect, our expectations were that 1) Janis would never be seen on offense; and 2) Janis would never be thrown to.Originally posted by George Cumby View PostSay what?
The essence of the FuckDoggle is to defy expectations. We expect Bill Schroeder 2.0 to drop passes thrown to him.
Go back and read the Canon.
One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers
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I didn't see the play. Did he force the penalty by being open downfield? If so, I don't see how that compares to Cobb dropping passes.Originally posted by Patler View PostHe turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.I can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen
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Originally posted by Patler View PostHe turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.
OK, OK. So we can award the Dogglefuck to Cobb for screwing the pooch."Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
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Do that and our deal's off. ...Just saying.Originally posted by mraynrand View PostOK, OK. So we can award the Dogglefuck to Cobb for screwing the pooch.One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers
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Absolutely Janis helped draw that penalty. He tracked the ball and moved back to it, making the contact totally obvious.Originally posted by Joemailman View PostI didn't see the play. Did he force the penalty by being open downfield? If so, I don't see how that compares to Cobb dropping passes."Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
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