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  • Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
    I can guarantee you no Viking fans even remember Tretter being in the game. Back up center guys. I can understand Patler having a hard on for the center (a la Scott Wells) but the rest of you have no excuse.

    Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.

    Anyway, too bad. Suck on it, the decision is final. It's good to be king.
    Just to be clear, Rand, did you want that sum we agreed on in two large bills or a bunch of tens?
    One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
    John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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    • Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
      I can guarantee you no Viking fans even remember Tretter being in the game. Back up center guys. I can understand Patler having a hard on for the center (a la Scott Wells) but the rest of you have no excuse.

      Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.

      Anyway, too bad. Suck on it, the decision is final. It's good to be king.
      You lack the polish, style and grace of your predecessor. Time to up your game, tyrant.

      Do we need the torches and pitchforks?

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      • Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
        I can guarantee you no Viking fans even remember Tretter being in the game. Back up center guys. I can understand Patler having a hard on for the center (a la Scott Wells) but the rest of you have no excuse.

        Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.

        Anyway, too bad. Suck on it, the decision is final. It's good to be king.
        "Is Jordy Janis going to play?"

        - my trolling viking fan friend last week
        70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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        • Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
          Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.
          He turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.

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          • Originally posted by pbmax View Post
            Week 1: Nate Palmer
            Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
            Week 3: Joe Thomas
            Week 4: Open
            Week 5: Josh Walker
            Week 6: Jeff Janis
            Week 7: Bye Week
            Week 8: Open
            Week 9: Open
            Week 10: Open
            Week 11: Jeff Janis

            I can see the season recap on NFL Films. It was a dark three week October stretch for the Green Bay Fuckdoggles. It was a dark 3 week stretch for the Green Bay franchise as well.

            This just in: Packers 6-0 in weeks they have a fuckdoggle.
            Really? Nate Palmer was the official week 1 Fuckdoggle? James Jones came off the street after being cut twice in less than a year and fuckdoggled the shit outta Da Bears! Screw this, the fuckdoggle is officially a farce!
            The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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            • Some endnotes:

              1 Jones was ruled ineligible due to his previous accomplishments.
              2 Past fuckdoggle performance does not guarantee future results
              3 Packer losses generally obviate the awarding of a fuckdoggle as the opposing fan doesn't care
              Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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              • Originally posted by Patler View Post
                He turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.
                As someone commented earlier, this is the very essence of the Fuckdoggle!
                One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                • Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
                  As someone commented earlier, this is the very essence of the Fuckdoggle!
                  Say what?

                  The essence of the FuckDoggle is to defy expectations. We expect Bill Schroeder 2.0 to drop passes thrown to him.

                  Go back and read the Canon.

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                  • Originally posted by bobblehead View Post
                    Really? Nate Palmer was the official week 1 Fuckdoggle? James Jones came off the street after being cut twice in less than a year and fuckdoggled the shit outta Da Bears! Screw this, the fuckdoggle is officially a farce!
                    Wait, you're bitching about week 1 nearly 3 months later?
                    All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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                    • Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
                      Say what?

                      The essence of the FuckDoggle is to defy expectations. We expect Bill Schroeder 2.0 to drop passes thrown to him.

                      Go back and read the Canon.
                      With all due respect, our expectations were that 1) Janis would never be seen on offense; and 2) Janis would never be thrown to.
                      One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                      John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                      • Originally posted by Patler View Post
                        He turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.
                        I didn't see the play. Did he force the penalty by being open downfield? If so, I don't see how that compares to Cobb dropping passes.
                        I can't run no more
                        With that lawless crowd
                        While the killers in high places
                        Say their prayers out loud
                        But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                        A thundercloud
                        They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                        • Originally posted by Patler View Post
                          He turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.

                          OK, OK. So we can award the Dogglefuck to Cobb for screwing the pooch.
                          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                          • Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                            OK, OK. So we can award the Dogglefuck to Cobb for screwing the pooch.
                            Do that and our deal's off. ...Just saying.
                            One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                            John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                            • Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
                              Do that and our deal's off. ...Just saying.
                              What deal? Are you threatening me? Go write you Magna Carta, see if I care!
                              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                              • Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                                I didn't see the play. Did he force the penalty by being open downfield? If so, I don't see how that compares to Cobb dropping passes.
                                Absolutely Janis helped draw that penalty. He tracked the ball and moved back to it, making the contact totally obvious.
                                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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