DSKA: Defense Supplies Kool Aid

[The Shadow]

Been said thousands of time, but your claims of being some kind of star player is bogus. You didn't even play, let alone have some kind of starring role.

If you had played, you wouldn't be asking these stupid questions or making these foolish statements.

Are we sure this isn't really Brian Williams?

[KYPack]

Are we sure this isn't really Brian Williams?

Good one, Shadow.

I didn't get it for a minute bc I thought of Brian Williams, the old Packer linebacker.

[The Shadow]

I turned down joining The Quarrymen the same year I knocked out Muhammad Ali - I'm just to modest to mention it much.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Been said thousands of time, but your claims of being some kind of star player is bogus. You didn't even play, let alone have some kind of starring role.

If you had played, you wouldn't be asking these stupid questions or making these foolish statements.

Seems like only you and pb know shit about the pistol force. Hell, my friend Nutz coaches football and he thinks the pistol force is an offspring of the nra.

Whatever it is, the shutdown corner’s job ain’t the pistol force. It’s shutting down wideouts.

[bobblehead]

My intention was not to say that the entire 2018 defense compares favorably to the entire SB defense. Although 2010 was basically a year where the best case scenario you outlined for 2018 came true. We fell ass-backwards into Sam Shields. Got spectacular contributions from bums like Peprah, Walden, and Green. Overall we had good injury luck on the defensive side of the ball with our most significant injury being the one that brought Bishop to the field. We get something analogous this year and even you'll enjoy watching the defense. Especially since professional integrity demand that you expect a 10 rank improvement on defense by the subtraction of Capers alone.

And this year its gonna be herb waters...woot, I love the offseason.

[bobblehead]

Seems like only you and pb know shit about the pistol force. Hell, my friend Nutz coaches football and he thinks the pistol force is an offspring of the nra...the greatest organization in history!!

Whatever it is, the shutdown corner’s job ain’t the pistol force. It’s shutting down wideouts.

FIFY

[theeaterofshades]

Tis the season

I was a shutdown corner in HS. Didn't need to play or learn the Pistol Force. I was like, just put me on an island and lemme do my thing! The coaches conceded. And I shut down Darren Charles.

So, what the fuck is the Pistol Force? Some kind of Five-0 organization that Rand's cousin belongs to, or something?

Ah the time of year for Tank to come out, relive the glory days, and regales us with tales of him shutting down Darren Charles in High School and by transitive properties he is a defensive expert. LOL

[mraynrand]

Ah the time of year for Tank to come out, relive the glory days, and regales us with tales of him shutting down Darren Charles in High School and by transitive properties he is a defensive expert. LOL

https://www.thenorthwestern.com/stor...ctor/17575611/

[Harlan Huckleby]

We'll soon be celebrating the tenth anniversary of the tank-Darren Charles story. This is bigger than the JFK assassination controversy, bigger even than the posting pictures of the JFK assassination controversy. The arguments will rage into the retirement home.

Put me down as a tanker. I believe that tank shutdown Darren Charles and only lost out on his scholarship to the UW because coach Don Morton was prejudiced. I may have some details wrong because I take tank seriously not literally.

BTW, have I ever told you about the time I beat Tim Krumrie in wrestling?

[George Cumby]

Ah the time of year for Tank to come out, relive the glory days, and regales us with tales of him shutting down Darren Charles in High School and by transitive properties he is a defensive expert. LOL

The increasing frequency of Darren Charles references, anecdotally, seems to presage another ban coming down the pike.

Tank can only control his base impulses for so long

He is what what he is: The Once and Future Troll.

[pbmax]

The increasing frequency of Darren Charles references, anecdotally, seems to presage another ban coming down the pike.

Tank can only control his base impulses for so long

He is what what he is: The Once and Future Troll.

I think he just runs out of material. Like a comedian, he has a year to create material for a new hour, film the special, then goes back to the greatest hits for a while.

Maybe the Netflix special can be called Pistol Force?

[George Cumby]

Lol

[KYPack]

The increasing frequency of Darren Charles references, anecdotally, seems to presage another ban coming down the pike.

Tank can only control his base impulses for so long

He is what what he is: The Once and Future Troll.

Tank is delusional and prone to crazy fantasy.

He had other myths he used to tell along with the "Shutdown" tale:

- He was a top college prospect who ran a 4.4 40.

- He was up for a scholarship to UW, but got dumped by Barry Alvarez bc he was dating a black girl. (at that point, another poster asked "What was her 40 time?")

Of course, Oshkosh with Charles, blew the Appleton team off the field 33 - 0. Charles got little action bc the inept Appleton team was being pummeled by runs and short passes. Despite getting little action that game, Charles still caught a pass for 18 yards. Tank didn't shut down Charles, bc NOBODY shut him down.

I don't believe that Tank even played in the game, let alone shut anybody down.

[KYPack]

We'll soon be celebrating the tenth anniversary of the tank-Darren Charles story. This is bigger than the JFK assassination controversy, bigger even than the posting pictures of the JFK assassination controversy. The arguments will rage into the retirement home.

Put me down as a tanker. I believe that tank shutdown Darren Charles and only lost out on his scholarship to the UW because coach Don Morton was prejudiced. I may have some details wrong because I take tank seriously not literally.

BTW, have I ever told you about the time I beat Tim Krumrie in wrestling?

You wrestled Krumrie?

That's strong, Harlan.

I knew him slightly when he lived here.

He likes to drink beer and play bar dice (Ship, Captain, & Crew)

A good Sconny type guy.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'll be banned if I tell the story for 20th time