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Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
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Nah. People your age are expected to tell the same stories over and over.I can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen -
You just need to add "Back in my day..." or "I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..." to your story and you'll be goldenOriginally posted by Joemailman View Post"Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" - Homer Simpson
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