The Official Kickass Opening 53 Packer Roster Nickname List 2019-20 Season

[CaptainKickass]

The Official Kickass Opening 53 Packer Roster Nickname List 2019-20 Season

Gettin' rather stoked for the real season right about now. Some of you know I have many many many many many nicknames for all things NFL. As a fan of parody and a parody artist this shouldn't be shocking. From announcers to stadiums, owners, players and even entire cities - yes I've made fun of them all. But sometimes the ol' creativity just doesn't click. I could really use your help inventing something to yell at the screen if/when said player takes the spotlight. I welcome your assistance with names marked with *

QB:
Fred Rodgers
Blue Lou Boyle

RB:
Doctor Jones
Wendy O Williams
Sherwin Williams

FB:
*Danny Vitale

WR:
Samuel Adams
Exxon Valdez Scantling
Geronimoooooooooooooooo
Sammy Davis
Numero Oomerow Kumerow Zoomerow
Ben Shepherd

TE:
Teddy Graham
The Luxury Automobile
*Robert Tonyan
Bacon Double Sternberger

OL:
The Whale
*David Bakhtiari
LIZ Taylor
Tina Turner
*Corey Linsley
LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY Jenkins
Danica Patrick
Judith Light
James Madison

DL:
Roy Clark
Season Salt
Morticia Adams
Jessica Lancaster
*Kingsley Keke
Charlie Brown

OLB:
Bob Smith
Bob Smith
Holy Fackrell
*Rashan Gary

ILB:
Make Blartinez
*Oren Burks
Cindy Crawford
Suzanne Summers

CB:
Jason Alexander
Kerry King
Robin Williams
Jermaine Jackson
James Brown
*Ka’dar Hollman
Ed Sullivan

Safety:
Famous Amos
Fred Savage
Lorne Greene
*Will Redmond

Special:
Bing Crosby
JKLMNO Scott
Milton Bradley

[CaptainKickass]

A couple of in season additions and one deserving, well earned change:

OL:
Hankey Pankey
Billy Turnstile (earned)

TE:
Skip Bayliss

[mraynrand]

Bacteria for Bakhtiari
Linseed for Linsley
Keke D
Ka’dar love
Exxon Valdez Scantron

[mraynrand]

I like calling Oren Burks “Edmund Burke” but that’s a Dublius nickname.

[mraynrand]

Mr and Mrs Smith for the free agent OLBs

[mraynrand]

“No Vitale signs”

[mraynrand]

Tinker Taylor Soldier IR.

[gbgary]

danny "no greasy kids stuff" vitale

[Zool]

I’ve been calling MVS, Mucus Vagina Scalding

[QBME]

Tinker Taylor Soldier IR.

Nice

[CaptainKickass]

Not on this list for obvious reasons is Equanimeous Saint Brown, which as an acronym equals E.S.B.

E.S.B. also stands for Extra Special Bitter, but that's no fun to yell at a TV screen.

Extra Special Bitter is a style of beer, which is very cool, so when/if he ever makes a play I just yell "BEER ME!"

In the future it might make an interesting in-game drinking game. A game within the game if you will.

[mraynrand]

Not on this list for obvious reasons is Equanimeous Saint Brown, which as an acronym equals E.S.B.

E.S.B. also stands for Extra Special Bitter, but that's no fun to yell at a TV screen.

Extra Special Bitter is a style of beer, which is very cool, so when/if he ever makes a play I just yell "BEER ME!"

In the future it might make an interesting in-game drinking game. A game within the game if you will.

You ain’t gettin any beer for a while.

[CaptainKickass]

You ain’t gettin any beer for a while.

I won't be getting any ESB for certain, but the possibility of some (Alex) Light beer exists, as well as perhaps some (Tony, Fadol) Brown ales.

[CaptainKickass]

In-season addition:

ILB:

BJ NoGoodson

[MadScientist]

Dick Vitale
Rashan Gary Indiana