The Official Kickass Opening 53 Packer Roster Nickname List 2019-20 Season

[George Cumby]

I hate Michael Ervin. Not kinda'.

[CaptainKickass]

I kinda hate Michael Irvin.



Also it’s spelled with an E not an I.

Fully aware and sure don't care.
It's absolutely not onomatopoeia, instead it's a homophone.
Go ahead and look up those definitions if you need to.

I submit Tyler Ervin Magic Johnson. You also get a penis joke mixed in. Win/Win

You submission was received and reviewed but denied for being a dick about it.

[pbmax]

Aaron Jones would like a word with the Captain:

“Swervin’ Ervin. That’s my guy,” running back Aaron Jones said after Sunday’s 20-15 victory over the Washington Redskins.

https://twitter.com/AndyHermanNFL/status/1203737717584076800

On Ervin's effort: https://www.si.com/nfl/packers/news/...ct-on-returns/

[CaptainKickass]

Aaron Jones would like a word with the Captain:

“Swervin’ Ervin. That’s my guy,” running back Aaron Jones said after Sunday’s 20-15 victory over the Washington Redskins.

It's my thread. I do what I want!

Besides, Aaron Jones needs to focus on what he does best - which is play football - and leave the pseudo-lame, sometimes hilarious, sometimes Dad-Joke-ish player nicknaming to the man who was born to stupidly butcher vernacular and otherwise abuse the English language for good or for awesome, for fun and/or for profit, for cringe or for laugh.

[Fritz]

"Swervin' Ervin" also has penile associations, as in:

"How's it hangin'?"

"To the left, as always."

[Cheesehead Craig]

I'm calling Ervin "Magic". Did so in the gameday thread and will continue to do so.

[pbmax]

I am kinda digging swervin' ervin.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Jordan Love Hewitt

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Back in my shutdown days, when dial-up AOL was fab, I used to download hot pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt onto floppy disk drives after school from the school's library, which had broadband (while keeping an eye out for the librarian). As soon as I got home, I immediately hit the showers.

Little did I know, downloading hot pics of JLH would provide the gateway for a sinister porn addiction that would in turn ruin my ephemeral youth - and is still ruining my life today as a about the same age as the Great Arm of Butte, balding, burger-flipping loser.

Wish I could go back in time and redo the ephemeral youth. I can't, and therefore, I'm currently too sad to diss the German Shepherd for the wasteful Love pick.