No more Polar Bears Left on Lombardi Ave.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Clark was the last of the Polar Bear’s many offspring, err, draft picks to don the Green and Mustard Yellow. By all accounts, was a great leader in the clubhouse, on any given Sunday, Monday and Thursday, and in the community. Grew up impoverished. Father might’ve been falsely imprisoned. Beat the odds, made it into the League and became a millionaire.

In the results-oriented business that is the NFL, props to Clark for getting the Packers to (over)pay him what they did. Dude was paid like Chris Jones but played like hustling Jack Heflin.

And give credit where credit is due. A hundred million years from now, light from 2011 earth will reach a distant planet. An intelligent life form on that planet will witness the Polar Bear give birth to the Super Bowl 45 champions.

[Joemailman]

Yep. Totally a new era. Rashan Gary and Elgton Jenkins are now the longest tenured Packers.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Yep. Totally a new era. Rashan Gary and Elgton Jenkins are now the longest tenured Packers.

Time flies, Mailman. Seems like it was only yesterday, we were arguing about the Polar Bear taking Hawk over Huff.

I wanna know when I can go back and be young again…

[bobblehead]

Clark was the last of the Polar Bear’s many offspring, err, draft picks to don the Green and Mustard Yellow. By all accounts, was a great leader in the clubhouse, on any given Sunday, Monday and Thursday, and in the community. Grew up impoverished. Father might’ve been falsely imprisoned. Beat the odds, made it into the League and became a millionaire.

In the results-oriented business that is the NFL, props to Clark for getting the Packers to (over)pay him what they did. Dude was paid like Chris Jones but played like hustling Jack Heflin.

And give credit where credit is due. A hundred million years from now, light from 2011 earth will reach a distant planet. An intelligent life form on that planet will witness the Polar Bear give birth to the Super Bowl 45 champions.

Your math is off. I actually didn't do the math, but I'm 100% sure you didn't either.

edit: You didn't mention which planet so I guess your math is correct for some random planet. My bad.

[bobblehead]

Time flies, Mailman. Seems like it was only yesterday, we were arguing about the Polar Bear taking Hawk over Huff.

I wanna know when I can go back and be young again…

Survive about 50 more years is my best guess. And we might pull it off as some experts predict that we will begin adding to life expectancy in 2029 and radically so by 2040.

[texaspackerbacker]

Great. I'll only be 93 then.

[Patler]

Survive about 50 more years is my best guess. And we might pull it off as some experts predict that we will begin adding to life expectancy in 2029 and radically so by 2040.

Great. I'll only be 93 then.

When? In 2029?

[texaspackerbacker]

No, 2040.

[MadtownPacker]

Will they wonder why you were against polar bears? Will they find a rare VHS camcorder tape of you shutting down Darren Charles? So much to ponder with so little time on this spinning rock….

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Will they wonder why you were against polar bears? Will they find a rare VHS camcorder tape of you shutting down Darren Charles? So much to ponder with so little time on this spinning rock….

I shoulda put the highlights of myself shutting down Darren Charles on YouTube when I had the chance. Alas, accidentally threw it away when I threw out my VHS porn stack.

In a few years, nobody will remember that I shut down Darren Charles in a high school football game…unless someone in Hollywood accepts my pilot script for the sitcom, “The Shutdown Corner.” It’s about a burger flipper.

[sharpe1027]

I shoulda put the highlights of myself shutting down Darren Charles on YouTube when I had the chance. Alas, accidentally threw it away when I threw out my VHS porn stack.

In a few years, nobody will remember that I shut down Darren Charles in a high school football game…unless someone in Hollywood accepts my pilot script for the sitcom, “The Shutdown Corner.” It’s about a burger flipper.

Did you win the game? No points for morale victories.

[Patler]

I shoulda put the highlights of myself shutting down Darren Charles on YouTube when I had the chance. Alas, accidentally threw it away when I threw out my VHS porn stack.

In a few years, nobody will remember that I shut down Darren Charles in a high school football game…unless someone in Hollywood accepts my pilot script for the sitcom, “The Shutdown Corner.” It’s about a burger flipper.

Who is Darren Charles?

[sharpe1027]

Who is Darren Charles?

He's a bit actor in some old commercials.

[KYPack]

Did you win the game? No points for morale victories.

Oshkosh North 33
Appleton North 0

Oshkosh blew out Appleton on their way to the Wisconsin State Championship. Darrin Charles was named Wis high school player of the year. He caught one pass for 18 yards. Charles played almost the whole game at safety to preserve the shut out.

I doubt Tank was even on the field, who in their right mind would brag about a shit game like that one?

[Fritz]

Oshkosh North 33
Appleton North 0

Oshkosh blew out Appleton on their way to the Wisconsin State Championship. Darrin Charles was named Wis high school player of the year. He caught one pass for 18 yards. Charles played almost the whole game at safety to preserve the shut out.

I doubt Tank was even on the field, who in their right mind would brag about a shit game like that one?

I guess if you were on the field as a corner for three plays or so toward the end of the game, and the opposing team was running the ball because they were up by four touchdowns, meaning nobody threw the ball to Darrin Charles, you could technically say you shut Darrin Charles down, and repeat that story year after year while your aching arthritic joints flare up as you flip yet another burger and your teenage co-workers’ eyes glaze over while you blather on.