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If you know any Canadian Geography it will help here.
Some Canadian sayings: ** ones that we hear more than other's:
** It’s so flat in Saskatchewan, you can watch your dog run away from home for a week.
Saskatchewan is the only place in Canada where a woodpecker has to pack a box lunch.
You can always tell people from Saskatchewan. When the wind stops blowing, they fall over.
Crop’s so short this year in Saskatchewan, gophers have to kneel down to eat.
Talkative? That dude’s got more tongue than a mountie’s boot.
So dry last week around Virden, Manitoba, that frogs were poundin’ on the screen door, askin’ for a dipper of water.
So happy she had a grin as wide as the St. Lawrence.
Rain cleared up quickly this morning in Vancouver. Disappeared faster than a B.C. premier.
So dumb he thinks Medicine Hat is a cure for head lice.
** He was sowing his wild oats, but hoping for crop failure.
She’s been married so many times, she’s got veil rash.
She was pure as the snow, but she drifted.
La rondelle ne roule pas pour lui. The puck isn’t going his way.
** She had a smile on her like poison come to supper.
** She’s like CPR railway track. Been laid right across the country.
Far as ever a puffin flew. (A long way in Newfoundland)
How cold was it last night in southern Ontario? I saw a squirrel towing a blue jay to get it started south.
Some Canadian sayings: ** ones that we hear more than other's:
** It’s so flat in Saskatchewan, you can watch your dog run away from home for a week.
Saskatchewan is the only place in Canada where a woodpecker has to pack a box lunch.
You can always tell people from Saskatchewan. When the wind stops blowing, they fall over.
Crop’s so short this year in Saskatchewan, gophers have to kneel down to eat.
Talkative? That dude’s got more tongue than a mountie’s boot.
So dry last week around Virden, Manitoba, that frogs were poundin’ on the screen door, askin’ for a dipper of water.
So happy she had a grin as wide as the St. Lawrence.
Rain cleared up quickly this morning in Vancouver. Disappeared faster than a B.C. premier.
So dumb he thinks Medicine Hat is a cure for head lice.
** He was sowing his wild oats, but hoping for crop failure.
She’s been married so many times, she’s got veil rash.
She was pure as the snow, but she drifted.
La rondelle ne roule pas pour lui. The puck isn’t going his way.
** She had a smile on her like poison come to supper.
** She’s like CPR railway track. Been laid right across the country.
Far as ever a puffin flew. (A long way in Newfoundland)
How cold was it last night in southern Ontario? I saw a squirrel towing a blue jay to get it started south.
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