Male-Female Relationships

[Deputy Nutz]

What I dont get is why you post something specifically to get a reaction, then are surprised and pretty much offended by the reaction. I could probably tell you the reactions of most people on here and I assume you could too.

Ohhhhhh wait.....nm

Commish, I guess I've heard too much Mark Rudov lately. - http://thenononsenseman.com

I'm looking at it from a sociological perspective. How can the poor hapless male know when to act like a boar and when not to and keep his butt out of jail?

Universities permitting co-ed dorm rooms and allowing a male student to experience his wildest adolescent fantasies don't really help him to know his boundaries.

The equal roommate stuff is garbage. Women always have dominance because the average 20-year old male allows her to. The appendage between his legs is constantly waging war with the good judgment residing in the deep recesses of his brain.

Ladies, men are victims and you know it. You are being insensitive.

(I'm at a vulnerable time in my life right now. Don't make fun of me.)

Are you obviously that bent that you are going to hold universities responsible for an adult male not knowing the difference between his fantasies and expected social boundries? Because I have penis I can't be counted on for making good decisions and using good judgement?

[Tarlam!]

The Institution of Marriage

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her .

Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'

Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

[Tyrone Bigguns]

TB, nobody's as smart as you.

Regale us once more with the history of transsexualism. You’ve got that memorized, right? Mad inadvertently deleted that thread.

Please enlighten us again why gender isn’t determined by biology. It must be rewarding work setting free those girls trapped in boys’ bodies.

Finally, let me say that it’s an honor to be insulted by a great mind like yours. I'm not worthy of your disdain.

Ah, when you can't face the music you create a strawman. Nice.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

What I dont get is why you post something specifically to get a reaction, then are surprised and pretty much offended by the reaction. I could probably tell you the reactions of most people on here and I assume you could too.

Ohhhhhh wait.....nm

Commish, I guess I've heard too much Mark Rudov lately. - http://thenononsenseman.com

I'm looking at it from a sociological perspective. How can the poor hapless male know when to act like a boar and when not to and keep his butt out of jail?

Universities permitting co-ed dorm rooms and allowing a male student to experience his wildest adolescent fantasies don't really help him to know his boundaries.

The equal roommate stuff is garbage. Women always have dominance because the average 20-year old male allows her to. The appendage between his legs is constantly waging war with the good judgment residing in the deep recesses of his brain.

Ladies, men are victims and you know it. You are being insensitive.

(I'm at a vulnerable time in my life right now. Don't make fun of me.)

Only you could make an issue out of a non issue.

Let's see...right in the story, it says the roommates avert their eyes.

second, in the story it says that very few students are taking up universities on the option. 120 outta 10,400 at Penn..hmm, a whopping 1%. 50 at UC Riverside outta 6K...a whopping less than 1%.

Is this really worth talking about? Hardly.

Do you really think the 1% that take them up are the ones with the wild adolescent fantasies? Get a grip. This isn't penthouse forum come to life.

As for "warping"...geez, man..please don't include me in your stupid assertations. If you wanna create an argument that men are stupid because we have penises, well, that is the worst kinda reverse sexism.

Why don't you just cut your's off since you are pretty much making Andrea Dworkin's argument for her.

[Harlan Huckleby]

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

the old sweaty guys are the funniest comedians.