How To Deal With an Assbag Roomate

[GoPackGo]

But you made him your Homie back in October.

Good point. I believe the current slang is "Bro's before Ho's". You could check with pop culture expert Tyrone just to be sure.

Ty would be running those hos...not putting them before his bros.

Then, ty could afford a nice box..in north scottsdale instead of old town. Sigh.

If Ty was really motivated, he could move to Paradise Valley.

People who live in Paradise Valley are old people motivated to live by other old people. Its a retirement community for the well to do

[GoPackGo]

option 4. STFU and deal like 95% of the populace has had to do

you sound like a bitch complaining about your roomates on the internet.
If you feel so wronged, put this occurance in your memory bank and remember it for later when you can give them payback. With roomates, what goes around comes around. You'll have your chances to get even.

No one is complaining, its asking for advice on how to handle the situation.

For what its worth, I told assbag 1 of 2 that I was irritated by that because I had to get up, and we worked it out. Both of said assbags are actually really good guys and about as good of roommates as I could have asked for.

Of course they are good guys. Good guys party to late and ruin your sleep sometimes. These things happen when you have roommates. To make things even for their offense the other night, I would put their toothbrushes in dirty underwear for 10 seconds and then return said toothbrushes to bathroom all ninja like.

[Partial]

For what its worth, I told assbag 1 of 2 that I was irritated by that because I had to get up, and we worked it out. Both of said assbags are actually really good guys and about as good of roommates as I could have asked for.

Does this mean no naked sleepwalking in the kitchen?

I think that's better for everyone...

[Tyrone Bigguns]

But you made him your Homie back in October.

Good point. I believe the current slang is "Bro's before Ho's". You could check with pop culture expert Tyrone just to be sure.

Ty would be running those hos...not putting them before his bros.

Then, ty could afford a nice box..in north scottsdale instead of old town. Sigh.

If Ty was really motivated, he could move to Paradise Valley.

Ty prefers scottsdale. PV is too old for his taste and is hard to get to freeways from there.

[MJZiggy]

For what its worth, I told assbag 1 of 2 that I was irritated by that because I had to get up, and we worked it out. Both of said assbags are actually really good guys and about as good of roommates as I could have asked for.

Does this mean no naked sleepwalking in the kitchen?

I think that's better for everyone...

So you're saying you WANT to be walking around naked in front of your roommates??? Sicko!!

[Partial]

For what its worth, I told assbag 1 of 2 that I was irritated by that because I had to get up, and we worked it out. Both of said assbags are actually really good guys and about as good of roommates as I could have asked for.

Does this mean no naked sleepwalking in the kitchen?

I think that's better for everyone...

So you're saying you WANT to be walking around naked in front of your roommates??? Sicko!!

el natural I believe is the expression

[SkinBasket]

el natural I believe is the expression

No. It's not.

[MadtownPacker]

I think Whiner P owes his roomies an apology for bad mouthing them on the Internet. It's not their fault he's a fucking tightwad Jew who doesnt know how to have a good time.

[Partial]

Meh I AM the party!!! But a mans gotta sleep every now and again. No one is sure why, but its true.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I think Whiner P owes his roomies an apology for bad mouthing them on the Internet. It's not their fault he's a fucking tightwad Jew who doesnt know how to have a good time.

Partial is a jew? No way.

Jews don't EVER wind up at Platteville.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Jews don't EVER wind up at Platteville.

aren't there jews with learning disabilities?


"I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that."

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Jews don't EVER wind up at Platteville.

aren't there jews with learning disabilities?


"I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that."

Of course...those are the ones that wind up at Madison.

[SkinBasket]

The New York Jews were everywhere in Madison during my time there. They practically owned, or maybe literally owned, the private dorm tower on state street. Back in my day if you saw a black North Face jacket and puffy boots, you knew you had found yourself a New York Jew.

Not that there's anything wrong with Jews. They're just all so very Jewish.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

The New York Jews were everywhere in Madison during my time there. They practically owned, or maybe literally owned, the private dorm tower on state street. Back in my day if you saw a black North Face jacket and puffy boots, you knew you had found yourself a New York Jew.

Not that there's anything wrong with Jews. They're just all so very Jewish.

You are referring to THE TOWERS. The towers isn't owned or run by jews...the have them at many campuses. Most out of staters can't get dorm housing..so, they wind up at the towers or (what is was called then) The Statesider, if they want to live communally. Actually, there were plenty of non new yorkers and non jews that lived at both places. I know...i worked at the towers my soph year.

As for the dressing style...you are confusing NYC style for jewish style. I knew other New Yorkers that weren't jewish that dressed exactly that way.

Just like when dressing preppy was a style...jews and non jews from the midwest dressed alike.

NYC jews have been coming to Madison forever....friends of my mom's (jewish) had been there in the late 50s..and it was according to her a pipeline back then. Jews value a good education. If/when madison isn't a good school then you'll see them stop coming.

As for jews...well, you can't even compare a wisco/midwestern jew to a NYC jew.