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  • America has spoken...Maher kicks conservative's ass

    I'll put on my Hollywood hat just for a minute so I can lead a chorus of righteous laughter at the colossal failure of the persecuted Hollywood conservatives behind An American Carol.

    I'm sure Roark, Scott, Retail, etc. willingly put down their bucks to support this movie. C'mon guys, if you don't support it who will. And, you will just be left with more Kirk Cameron movies.

    American Carol $3,810,000 (gross) 1,639 (screens) $2,325 (average)

    Religulous $3,500,000 (gross) 502 (screens) $6,972 (average)

    What does this tell us?

    Both films were in their first week of release, which means that it's apples to apples. Both had the benefit of their opening week marketing pushes.

    Note that Religulous, however, was on less than one third of the screens that American Carol was. Which means that An American Carol should by all rights have done three times the boxoffice of Religulous. But it didn't -- gross box office receipts were largely the same.

    Now, if Religulous was on 3x more screens than AAC, you would see the conservatives screaming about how hollywood and the left is conspiring against them.

    The per-screen average of Religulous was three times that of An American Carol. Three times as many people showed up in each theater to see it.

    There's no way that the wingnuts can argue that their humor free comedy didn't get a good push.

    Bottom line: Hollywood is in the business of making money. There's no conspiracy going on against conservatives. When moviegoers have to vote with their dollars, it's just that nobody wants to see their shit.

    Also....i'll bet anyone here that O’Reilly & Co. will go with the barely larger gross, while ignoring the per-screen analysis. Proving, again, that he’s an idiot.

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    Re: America has spoken...Maher kicks conservative's ass

    Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
    What does this tell us?
    After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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    • #3
      If conservatism loses in the ratings this time, it will sure as hell be the first time--Rush, Hannity/Fox, etc. versus Air America, Olberman/MSNBC, etc.--good beats evil; Pro-America beats anti-America, Quality/Decency beats Crap every time.

      Somehow, when the final tally is in, I doubt it will be any different with American Carol.
      What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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      • #4
        The fact that you started this thread answers your own question.
        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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        • #5
          Re: America has spoken...Maher kicks conservative's ass

          Originally posted by HowardRoark
          Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
          What does this tell us?
          Ummm....that liberals who get handout checks are dumb enough to drop $9.50 for a movie ticket and another $8 for popcorn and soda, but those of us who actually work hard for our money have stopped going to the theatres??

          Do I win?
          edit: Oooo...also that those of us who work are tightening our belt, but the gov't handout checks haven't slowed down so they can keep going to the movies...I know that HAS to be the right answer.
          The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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          • #6
            It means moonbats don't have a life.
            Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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            • #7
              Re: America has spoken...Maher kicks conservative's ass

              Originally posted by bobblehead
              Originally posted by HowardRoark
              Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
              What does this tell us?
              Ummm....that liberals who get handout checks are dumb enough to drop $9.50 for a movie ticket and another $8 for popcorn and soda, but those of us who actually work hard for our money have stopped going to the theatres??
              Do I win?
              edit: Oooo...also that those of us who work are tightening our belt, but the gov't handout checks haven't slowed down so they can keep going to the movies...I know that HAS to be the right answer.
              That's the truth of it all.

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              • #8
                ppl still go to the movies?

                I had no idea. that's so 80's...... :P

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                • #9
                  All examples of sore losers.


                  The free market has spoken, and you lose.

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                  • #10
                    Actually, this isn't apples to apples at all. Questioning organized religion is quite common and a cherished right in this country. The reviews of Mahers movie are pretty good with the theme being that he questions various religions. Who among us hasn't done that, especially if we were raised to go to a certain church or temple. I think his movie has universal appeal.

                    nice try though.
                    Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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                    • #11
                      More rationalization.

                      What is your excuse for the pathetic box office of An American Carol. My god, fox was hyping this for weeks.

                      Did you miss your Dobson email telling you when to show up.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
                        More rationalization.

                        What is your excuse for the pathetic box office of An American Carol. My god, fox was hyping this for weeks.

                        Did you miss your Dobson email telling you when to show up.
                        Sometimes you're funny, other times you're an idiot.

                        It's a movie for pete's sake. Drill down get some facts and stop spewing crap and be a man when you get called on it.
                        Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by sheepshead
                          Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
                          More rationalization.

                          What is your excuse for the pathetic box office of An American Carol. My god, fox was hyping this for weeks.

                          Did you miss your Dobson email telling you when to show up.
                          Sometimes you're funny, other times you're an idiot.

                          It's a movie for pete's sake. Drill down get some facts and stop spewing crap and be a man when you get called on it.
                          Sheep don't tell Ty he's an idiot. Just tell him what everyone on PR knows, and that is he is always right...always right.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
                            What is your excuse for the pathetic box office of An American Carol.
                            I think we need to dig deeper.

                            I think there is something fundamentally wrong with the Writer/Director. Maybe something wrong with the water where he grew up; I heard they dropped the kids in his neighborhood on their heads. Most of the people who came out of his part of town ended up with acute brain damage as adults.
                            After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by sheepshead
                              Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
                              More rationalization.

                              What is your excuse for the pathetic box office of An American Carol. My god, fox was hyping this for weeks.

                              Did you miss your Dobson email telling you when to show up.
                              Sometimes you're funny, other times you're an idiot.

                              It's a movie for pete's sake. Drill down get some facts and stop spewing crap and be a man when you get called on it.
                              Moronic response.

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