OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[SkinBasket]

I just took one of those 6 hour extreme!!!!! energy drinks. The packaging told me to brace myself, like my fucking head's going to explode. I suspect I'll pop a boner from the caffeine then take a nap.

[Zool]

I tried a 5 hour energy the other day. It worked pretty well but tasted like berry flavored chalky syrup mixed with some chemical concoction.

[mraynrand]

6 is greater than 5 unless you first subtract 2.

[Deputy Nutz]

I tried a 5 hour energy the other day. It worked pretty well but tasted like berry flavored chalky syrup mixed with some chemical concoction.

Here is what I suggest, two diet Rockstars wait twenty minutes then go fuck yourself.

[Zool]

I tried a 5 hour energy the other day. It worked pretty well but tasted like berry flavored chalky syrup mixed with some chemical concoction.

Here is what I suggest, two diet Rockstars wait twenty minutes then go fuck yourself.

Your moms gonna be pissed if im not ready for her at 4:00.

[Deputy Nutz]

I tried a 5 hour energy the other day. It worked pretty well but tasted like berry flavored chalky syrup mixed with some chemical concoction.

Here is what I suggest, two diet Rockstars wait twenty minutes then go fuck yourself.

Your moms gonna be pissed if im not ready for her at 4:00.

Watch it buddy my mom doesn't post here.

Besides that is what the Rockstar is for, so when you are limped dicked you can amuse her by peeing a color which is reminiscent of anti-freeze.

[SkinBasket]

Well, I got sleepy without the boner. I guess there's a reason this shit was on clearance. If they can't even make an "extreme" energy drink that makes me want to beat off like my balls are going to explode, then what's the point?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Different parts of this song reminded me of several different posters here. See if you can find some you know.


So sick of the hobos always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
They just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars.
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart

I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

How come I never get laid nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of your shit"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punches me in the face

So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you!"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear "it sucks to be you"
I fuckin hate my life

If this is what you are listening to...it explains quite a bit about you.

[Brando19]

Well, I got sleepy without the boner. I guess there's a reason this shit was on clearance. If they can't even make an "extreme" energy drink that makes me want to beat off like my balls are going to explode, then what's the point?

Ginseng will make you horny.

[Little Whiskey]

I'd say it's 98% now;

you sure its not 97.3% can you tell the difference between 98% and 97%?

[Bretsky]

went snow tubing at Cascade Mountain yesterday; da girls enjoyed it. Those hills go fast. Was kind of cold but a good experience.

Our house is too big to keep clean; we need one of those mail order Russian/Sweedish Maids.

[Bretsky]

24 is once again the best show on television

Lost does not yet qualify because it has not liberalized with a chick to chick scene. When it does I may start watching just to see if it can hold's 24's jock strap

[Bretsky]

Frank Caliendo is coming to Madision

There were front row seats on EBAY yesterday; I'd have bought them for sure but my brother has his daughters B'day party that same night.

Bummer; I'd have worn my #4 Red White and Blue Favre Jersey

[Brando19]

Frank Caliendo is coming to Madision

There were front row seats on EBAY yesterday; I'd have bought them for sure but my brother has his daughters B'day party that same night.

Bummer; I'd have worn my #4 Red White and Blue Favre Jersey

Too bad you can't go. You would have probably been pointed out in the crowd if you wore that jersey when he started his Madden impressions.

[Bretsky]

Frank Caliendo is coming to Madision

There were front row seats on EBAY yesterday; I'd have bought them for sure but my brother has his daughters B'day party that same night.

Bummer; I'd have worn my #4 Red White and Blue Favre Jersey

Too bad you can't go. You would have probably been pointed out in the crowd if you wore that jersey when he started his Madden impressions.

I stressed on this one but am doing the right thing

The two tix were row one center; top bid was 100 for both; I would have went 50 higher as I've had a couple good months doing loans.

But I'll enjoy the B'day party as well