OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Bretsky]

I misplaced my wallet; anybody have any ideas where it is

NFL network is loving on the Packers a lot lately

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Have you been to home depot recently

[mraynrand]

Have you been to home depot recently

SWEET!

[Bretsky]

I found my wallet; it was jammed into the spot we keep change. I blame the kids. Brady is taking the balls from the ball pit and throwing left handed fast balls all around the house. Mom will be unhappy; dad is happy Brady is working on his throwing arm at 18 months

[mraynrand]

The second bowl of Cap'n Crunch doesn't taste as good as the first, but it still tastes pretty good.

[Freak Out]

I found my wallet; it was jammed into the spot we keep change. I blame the kids. Brady is taking the balls from the ball pit and throwing left handed fast balls all around the house. Mom will be unhappy; dad is happy Brady is working on his throwing arm at 18 months

You have a lefty pitcher in the house? Sweet! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Bretsky]

I found my wallet; it was jammed into the spot we keep change. I blame the kids. Brady is taking the balls from the ball pit and throwing left handed fast balls all around the house. Mom will be unhappy; dad is happy Brady is working on his throwing arm at 18 months

You have a lefty pitcher in the house? Sweet! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

My wife thinks I'm insane; but he's a lefty.

From the time he could sit up I rolled the balls to his left hand side
and encouraged him to throw anything and everything with his left hand

He's thrown stuff over our second floor balcony level to the first floor almost injuring others

He's thrown remotes and plunked the girls with them

He's thrown rocks at places

But as long as he throws lefty it's all good

Got a little cannon too

[ThunderDan]

I found my wallet; it was jammed into the spot we keep change. I blame the kids. Brady is taking the balls from the ball pit and throwing left handed fast balls all around the house. Mom will be unhappy; dad is happy Brady is working on his throwing arm at 18 months

You have a lefty pitcher in the house? Sweet! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

My wife thinks I'm insane; but he's a lefty.

From the time he could sit up I rolled the balls to his left hand side
and encouraged him to throw anything and everything with his left hand

He's thrown stuff over our second floor balcony level to the first floor almost injuring others

He's thrown remotes and plunked the girls with them

He's thrown rocks at places

But as long as he throws lefty it's all good

Got a little cannon too

Did the same thing with my son, except at two he swirched to righty.

[Bretsky]

I found my wallet; it was jammed into the spot we keep change. I blame the kids. Brady is taking the balls from the ball pit and throwing left handed fast balls all around the house. Mom will be unhappy; dad is happy Brady is working on his throwing arm at 18 months

You have a lefty pitcher in the house? Sweet! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

My wife thinks I'm insane; but he's a lefty.

From the time he could sit up I rolled the balls to his left hand side
and encouraged him to throw anything and everything with his left hand

He's thrown stuff over our second floor balcony level to the first floor almost injuring others

He's thrown remotes and plunked the girls with them

He's thrown rocks at places

But as long as he throws lefty it's all good

Got a little cannon too

Did the same thing with my son, except at two he swirched to righty.

He's about 20 months so I'll keep that lefty throwing then

[Bretsky]

My wife is not entertained by my quick wittty sense of humor tonight

I am helping the 3rd grader study her states; I commented that mom's not that smart.

Mom proceeded to come over and identify states I didn't think she'd know.
Mom Celebrated in front of me

I said "BARRY SANDERS"

Mom was not happy. "Barry Sanders" means act like you've been there. Those of are often right will not celebrate because they are use to being there. Those who have to celebrate about being right or letting everybody know they are are not use to being correct often.

To top it off, da spouse noted she just wanted to point out that she is smarter than "dad thinks I am"

I noted......Gosh I hope so............

Spouse was not amused; such is life

[Scott Campbell]

Did you remind her how lucky she is to be married to you? That always goes over well.

[Kiwon]

Ever notice that "loose stools" and "lost tools" almost rhyme?

[Bretsky]

Did you remind her how lucky she is to be married to you? That always goes over well.

Kills her when I remind her she married me for my charm

She thinks I married her for her boobs

Is she right ?

[retailguy]

yes

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ahhhh boobies. I love 'em. So shapely and wonderful. I think this thread finally has a topic.