OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

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I just don't want to be lost in the shuffle, you know? I wake up and he's always on your side of the bed. I know it's not your fault and he does take care of me and all...I dunno. I love you too.

I would take this opportunity to post a video of the Superbowl Shuffle but my Adobe Flash Player is disabled...

[Screwadu]

lol mike's i'm finished face

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lol mike's i'm finished face

How would you know? You're never facing him.

[Screwadu]

I have very sensitive nether regions and that's what it feels like he's doing :P

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I have very sensitive nether regions and that's what it feels like he's doing :P

I can cure your sensitivity with a Dr. Drew episode and a baseball bat.

[Screwadu]

Well we haven't tried it with the Dr Drew part yet but get a little Grey Goose in me and we'll see...

[Screwadu]

LOL I just remembered that night we were all hopped up on Captain Morgan and amyl nitrate and I was all IT WONT GO IN THERE and you were all THE HUMAN BODY CAN ADJUST TO ADVERSE EXTREMES and he was in the corner videotaping a spider.

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LOL I just remembered that night we were all hopped up on Captain Morgan and amyl nitrate and I was all IT WONT GO IN THERE and you were all THE HUMAN BODY CAN ADJUST TO ADVERSE EXTREMES and he was in the corner videotaping a spider.

It had eight legs... he thought it was a "party"... addressing the "spider" fascination anyway... It was a Renfield moment...that poor little spider..

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He ate it didn't he? I couldn't see. He said something like "If there's no Ritz crackers gotta MAKE Ritz crackers cause everything's better on a Ritz"

man we were messed up that night

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He ate it didn't he? I couldn't see. He said something like "If there's no Ritz crackers gotta MAKE Ritz crackers cause everything's better on a Ritz"

man we were messed up that night

Don't I know it!!! I had an orange ring aroung my mouth for days from the "doodles", not to mention the Cherry Slurpees. The "Captain" was definitely calling that night.

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What a gal won't do for a hella lot of inches and free narcotics.

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What a gal won't do for a hella lot of inches and free narcotics.

Ohhhhh and does Mike have inches...lots and lots of inches... sorry I stuck you with his lesser endowed wing man last time... four inches doesn't mean much unless you're Brett Favre... thanks for taking one "for the team"...now... about those narcotics....

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We'll live to fight another day my sweet lil bitch....

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun... but Mama... that's where the fun is....

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