Dear Nutz

[Zool]

Nutz is mad at you Skin. You guys were friends all through grade school. Now that its Jr High you don't even call him anymore and you never ask him to sit at your table during lunch.

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz is mad at you Skin. You guys were friends all through grade school. Now that its Jr High you don't even call him anymore and you never ask him to sit at your table during lunch.

I don't sit with queers.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

I have it on good authority that you are at least a little homo. Please confirm.

Love,
The Skinbasket

Me?

I am not the one teaming with Harlan to make up the "Dynamically Gay Partnership Against Conforming Thought/Favortism of Said Cool Kids on Internet Forum"

You really should be ashamed.

I'm only ashamed of you. You've become a product of the man. A man without a name. You wear your yolk well Brother Nutz!

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear nutz,

I have it on good authority that you are at least a little homo. Please confirm.

Love,
The Skinbasket

Me?

I am not the one teaming with Harlan to make up the "Dynamically Gay Partnership Against Conforming Thought/Favortism of Said Cool Kids on Internet Forum"

You really should be ashamed.

I'm only ashamed of you. You've become a product of the man. A man without a name. You wear your yolk well Brother Nutz!

Harlan lover

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

I have it on good authority that you are at least a little homo. Please confirm.

Love,
The Skinbasket

Me?

I am not the one teaming with Harlan to make up the "Dynamically Gay Partnership Against Conforming Thought/Favortism of Said Cool Kids on Internet Forum"

You really should be ashamed.

I'm only ashamed of you. You've become a product of the man. A man without a name. You wear your yolk well Brother Nutz!

Harlan lover

Butt puppet

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

Did you make it home last night, or are you dead?

[SkinBasket]

Nutz,

Fine. Don't talk to me. I got the flooring myself no thanks to you. Those fellas at Menards were very nice and offered to help several times after I had loaded 13 of the 15 boxes that fit on the flatbed cart. Then again when I had most of the 12 remaining boxes. I think a girl from the strip club works check-out there.

Burn in Hell,
The SkinBasket

[Harlan Huckleby]

i feel like a home wrecker.

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz,

Fine. Don't talk to me. I got the flooring myself no thanks to you. Those fellas at Menards were very nice and offered to help several times after I had loaded 13 of the 15 boxes that fit on the flatbed cart. Then again when I had most of the 12 remaining boxes. I think a girl from the strip club works check-out there.

Burn in Hell,
The SkinBasket

I was waiting by the phone for you to call. No call, I went to the movies with the kids.

I hope you hurt yourself.
Nutz

[SkinBasket]

Nutz,

Fine. Don't talk to me. I got the flooring myself no thanks to you. Those fellas at Menards were very nice and offered to help several times after I had loaded 13 of the 15 boxes that fit on the flatbed cart. Then again when I had most of the 12 remaining boxes. I think a girl from the strip club works check-out there.

Burn in Hell,
The SkinBasket

I was waiting by the phone for you to call. No call, I went to the movies with the kids.

I hope you hurt yourself.
Nutz

I didn't. And I didn't want the people at the car dealership over there to think we were a couple because then they treat you like a fag. I'll be here by myself Friday if you can get away from your kids for a make out session while I pull up those tack strips.

[Deputy Nutz]

I will see what I can do.

[Deputy Nutz]

Skinbasket,

I am bringing my kids over tomorrow. 9:30am

[SkinBasket]

Skinbasket,

I am bringing my kids over tomorrow. 9:30am

I won't be here. And when I get back, the kid's teacher is coming over. Then we're getting the fuck out of here so I can drop both them off at my parents house. When I get back, I'm taking my wife out for a nice evening of driving vehicles, being molested by salespeople, and dinner. You won't be awake by 9:30 anyway.

[Deputy Nutz]

I have decided that I hate the skinbasket. He is a no good rat.

The skinbasket is an emotional rollercoaster and his impatience with Car Salesmen is causing great strain on his relationship with others.

[SkinBasket]

You're the reason I can't go back to Home Depot.