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  • #61
    Originally posted by HowardRoark
    The Top 10 Unanswerable Questions

    1. What is the meaning of life?
    2. Is there a God?
    3. Do blonds have more fun?
    4. What is the best way to lose weight?
    5. Is there anybody out there?
    6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
    7. What is love?
    8. What is the secret to happiness?
    9. Did Tony Soprano die?
    10. How long will I live?
    1. See (2)
    2. Yes
    3. Yes
    4. Eat less and exercise more
    5. Yes
    6. The President of the United States, Brett Favre, or some soccer dude
    7. How high is up? How low is down?
    8. See (7) and (1)
    9. Tony who? Yes, eventually
    10. I don't know - do you smoke, overeat, take part in dangerous sports?
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #62
      Originally posted by mraynrand
      Originally posted by HowardRoark
      The Top 10 Unanswerable Questions

      1. What is the meaning of life?
      2. Is there a God?
      3. Do blonds have more fun?
      4. What is the best way to lose weight?
      5. Is there anybody out there?
      6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
      7. What is love?
      8. What is the secret to happiness?
      9. Did Tony Soprano die?
      10. How long will I live?
      1. See (2)
      2. Yes
      3. Yes
      4. Eat less and exercise more
      5. Yes
      6. The President of the United States, Brett Favre, or some soccer dude
      7. How high is up? How low is down?
      8. See (7) and (1)
      9. Tony who? Yes, eventually
      10. I don't know - do you smoke, overeat, take part in dangerous sports?
      How could you leave out "When will Favre really retire?"
      I can't run no more
      With that lawless crowd
      While the killers in high places
      Say their prayers out loud
      But they've summoned, they've summoned up
      A thundercloud
      They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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      • #63
        Originally posted by HowardRoark
        The Top 10 Unanswerable Questions

        1. What is the meaning of life?
        2. Is there a God?
        3. Do blonds have more fun?
        4. What is the best way to lose weight?
        5. Is there anybody out there?
        6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
        7. What is love?
        8. What is the secret to happiness?
        9. Did Tony Soprano die?
        10. How long will I live?
        1) a Mixed-bag Monty Python movie
        2) Is there a tooth-fairy?
        3) Only in LA.
        4) A divorce.
        5) No, we're just the voices in your head.
        6) I forget.
        7) If you have to ask, you'll never know.
        8) Being too dumb to know any better.
        9) Who cares?
        10) Long after the thrill of living is gone.
        2025 Ratpickers champion.

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        • #64
          Can you "will" your place in line for Packer season tickets to someone upon your death.
          After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by HowardRoark
            Can you "will" your place in line for Packer season tickets to someone upon your death.
            Yes, and you can transfer your season tickets to family members. If you own a tavern and have hundreds of season tickets you can transfer them indefinitely within your family (and friends) and scalp them at high cost (tho' you may have had to take out a loan to cover the PSLs). And you can give one out to the guy who fixes your bowling machine.
            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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            • #66
              Originally posted by mraynrand
              Originally posted by HowardRoark
              Can you "will" your place in line for Packer season tickets to someone upon your death.
              Yes, and you can transfer your season tickets to family members. If you own a tavern and have hundreds of season tickets you can transfer them indefinitely within your family (and friends) and scalp them at high cost (tho' you may have had to take out a loan to cover the PSLs). And you can give one out to the guy who fixes your bowling machine.
              but can you pass along your place inline? what if you don't have tickets yet? you are still on the waiting list.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Little Whiskey
                Originally posted by mraynrand
                Originally posted by HowardRoark
                Can you "will" your place in line for Packer season tickets to someone upon your death.
                Yes, and you can transfer your season tickets to family members. If you own a tavern and have hundreds of season tickets you can transfer them indefinitely within your family (and friends) and scalp them at high cost (tho' you may have had to take out a loan to cover the PSLs). And you can give one out to the guy who fixes your bowling machine.
                but can you pass along your place inline? what if you don't have tickets yet? you are still on the waiting list.
                Going somewhere?
                "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                • #68
                  not yet, but someday.

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                  • #69
                    Do they have to show fat women wearing fabletics on their ads?
                    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                    • #70
                      squint and it looks better
                      All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                      George Orwell

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                      • #71
                        Anyway, I’ve been contemplating this for years....I think Paul Simon stole the idea of Graceland from Malcolm McLaren’s album Duck Rock?
                        After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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                        • #72
                          Does Jordan Love own a boat?
                          I can't run no more
                          With that lawless crowd
                          While the killers in high places
                          Say their prayers out loud
                          But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                          A thundercloud
                          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                          • #73
                            Did you watch "Back to the Future" "Back to the Future II" but not "Back to the Future III?"
                            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                            • #74
                              This seemed like an appropriate place to put this.

                              I'm still wondering what happened to mraynrand. For that matter, I'm wondering why pbmax apparently went away also. and why even the Man himself, Madtown, has been absent for over a month now.

                              I clicked on rand's name, and it showed "activity" as recently as a couple hours earlier. I'm not sure how that profile page works, though - does that mean he was lurking around and not posting that recently? Or does it just mean somebody else clicked on the profile page a couple hours earlier.

                              Also, there was that cryptic post by Cleft Crusty saying both he and rand would be gone and not coming back. That sort of implied to me that maybe Crusty was just another screen name used by rand.

                              Anyway, it's getting curiouser and curiouser around here. If anybody can shed any light, please do.
                              What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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                              • #75
                                Randy Poo has this weird delusion that the NFL hates him for his beliefs. The real reason they hate him is he is an asshole lol. I kid but it is a weird perspective for a dude to up and bail.

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