The SkinBasket

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cooties are supposedly what girls have. Steer clear of them. You don't want cooties. I think there is a game called cootie for children, right?

[mraynrand]

The game



The real thing



Really big lice

[SkinBasket]

He died. He died and they ate him. Now all that's left is a claw.

We can feel the neuronic flashes, little explosions down our arms and back. They might mean we're dying. They might mean we're still alive. We don't know which is worse.

The Skinbasket doubts his own sanity a little. Just enough to make convenient excuses.

[the_idle_threat]

He died. He died and they ate him.

For a second there I thought you were talking about Jesus and Catholics, here.

[Joemailman]

We drank his blood too, just for good measure.

[the_idle_threat]

Yes, this is true.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket was recently made a godfather again at a church where they sang some songs, asked for money then ate and drank the Jesus. The god-man also played a guitar.

A fly was swimming in the holy water. Of course the holy water was also home to a handful of those shiny glass beads you put in aquariums, so the Skinbasket is unsure of the fly's spiritual significance. We think he was sucked into a trap meant to keep the holy water clean from such evil agents of Beelzebub.

[Iron Mike]

Yikes.

http://www.occultopedia.com/b/beelzebub.htm

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket now has several stitches in the middle of our lower back. They itch like the dickens and we want to chew them out, but as luck would have it, we are neither flexible enough or long necked enough to accomplish this. As the woman unit refuses to cooperate on this project, do any of you mortals have any suggestions for itchy stitches in hard to reach locations?

[HarveyWallbangers]

Hooker?

[hoosier]

coat hanger.

you tell us about being godfathered and about the fly in the holy water but you don't tell where the stitches came from?

[SkinBasket]

coat hanger.

you tell us about being godfathered and about the fly in the holy water but you don't tell where the stitches came from?

The Skinbasket received his stitches from his doctor.

[Zool]

The Skinbasket had a backiotomy.

[Partial]

the doctor said I need a backiotomy

[Freak Out]

coat hanger.

you tell us about being godfathered and about the fly in the holy water but you don't tell where the stitches came from?

The Skinbasket received his stitches from his doctor.

Must have had a mole removed.