The SkinBasket

[hoosier]

Does the Skinbasket read? If it hasn't already, it should definitely pick up Louis Ferdinand Celine's Journey to the End of the Night. A book right up Skinbasket's alley.

[mraynrand]

coat hanger.

you tell us about being godfathered and about the fly in the holy water but you don't tell where the stitches came from?

The Skinbasket received his stitches from his doctor.

Must have had a mole removed.

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket required that a certain imperfection be removed so as to not interfere with his transcendence to angelic perfection. Turns out that removing a chunk of flesh the size of a nickel leaves a scar. So ends the SkinBasket's quest for immortality via ethereal transcendence.

Now the SkinBasket must rely on that that stone we bound a portion of our soul to. There may be more wine than soul in that stone, however.

The Skinbasket wonders, does Journey to the End of Night have pornographic scenes?

[hoosier]

The Skinbasket wonders, does Journey to the End of Night have pornographic scenes?

It will expand your sense of pornography.

[MJZiggy]

The Skinbasket required that a certain imperfection be removed so as to not interfere with his transcendence to angelic perfection. Turns out that removing a chunk of flesh the size of a nickel leaves a scar. So ends the SkinBasket's quest for immortality via ethereal transcendence.

Now the SkinBasket must rely on that that stone we bound a portion of our soul to. There may be more wine than soul in that stone, however.

The Skinbasket wonders, does Journey to the End of Night have pornographic scenes?

May the Skinbasket have better luck with the wine than with the vodka...

[SkinBasket]

*sigh*

The melancholy invades our brain and we feel gray. Even DJ Lance Rock seems sleepy and boring. Is this self pity, or the world's overabundance of pity forcing itself upon us? We are too tired to care.

Asian punk rockers teach our children to count with epileptic musical vomit, but all the children want to do is dance.


*sigh*

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket has decided to relieve himself of all decision making responsibilities and instead appoint his cock and balls to handle those duties. Ministers Cock and Balls will hereby be bringing their own unique agenda to an otherwise confused and convoluted process, whereby streamlining and adding much needed confidence to all future decisions. We feel as safe in their hands as they do in ours.

The SkinBasket plans a vacation in sunny Ireland.

[SkinBasket]

The rest of the bottle stares us in our face. Who shall we ally our Kingdom of the Basket with? The spreadable cheese? The guacamole? It matters not for our mistress will have us either way.

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!

The Skinbasket commands us all do penance for our waistlines! Now! Wherever you might be, 10 sit-ups now! The sweet smell of sweat and metabolized fat shall weigh heavy in the chilled air tonight.

[MJZiggy]

Sorry, dear, but I have no waistline pennance to do. No situps for me unless I feel like it (or there happens to be a cute guy in the gym...)

[SkinBasket]

Sorry, dear, but I have no waistline pennance to do. No situps for me unless I feel like it (or there happens to be a cute guy in the gym...)

NO EXCUSES!! SIT-UPS BENEFIT ALL THE KINGDOM!! NOW SIT! UP! TEN TIMES!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Sorry, dear, but I have no waistline pennance to do. No situps for me unless I feel like it (or there happens to be a cute guy in the gym...)

Tyrone is ready to join your gym. He will inspire you!!

[Deputy Nutz]

The Skinnedbasket is drunk, this thread only gets replies when "the Creepy One" binges on booze.

[SkinBasket]

The Skinnedbasket is drunk, this thread only gets replies when "the Creepy One" binges on booze.

Who wants to train me?!?!?!?

[SkinBasket]

That's a quote from that VH1 show Acceptable TV. DO NOT google images for the quote without a filter on. You will not like the results.

[Deputy Nutz]

7.00 dollars for a pack of cigarettes. What is this world coming to. No more smoking on this guys dime.